Asheville's BEST Kept Secret: Comfort Suites Outlet Mall Getaway!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (or maybe just the Asheville-brewed coffee) on Asheville's… whispers …BEST Kept Secret: Comfort Suites Outlet Mall Getaway! Forget those stuffy, pretentious, "boutique" hotels downtown. This place? It's the real deal. And let me tell you, I'm not one for hype, but this Comfort Suites? Totally surprised me.
Accessibility: A Breath of Fresh Air (Finally!)
Okay, let's be real, accessibility is always a make-or-break deal for me. I’m a bit… let’s just say "enthusiastic" when it comes to hitting the buffet. This Comfort Suites? Top marks. Wheelchair accessible is the name of the game, baby! And not just the token ramp – the whole shebang. Wide hallways, accessible rooms, and elevators that actually work without you having to jam the button a hundred times. Kudos, Comfort Suites, kudos.
Getting There & Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer: Yup! They offer it. This is handy after a long flight.
- Car Park [Free of Charge, On-site]: HUGE win. Parking in Asheville can be a nightmare. Free, on-site parking? That's practically a gift from the mountain gods.
- Car Power Charging Station: For the eco-conscious and tech-savvy, nice touch!
- Taxi Service: Always a lifeline.
- Valet Parking: Available, a good way to roll in style
Inside the Fortress of Comfort (aka Your Room):
Alright, the rooms! Okay, they're Comfort Suites. You know the drill. Clean, comfortable, and packed with the essentials. But here's where it gets better…
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah! No more scrambling for a decent signal). In short, Internet access – wireless. I've spent far too many nights wrestling with hotels' painfully slow internet, and the fact that they have reliable Internet. I needed to actually get some work done, and it was a godsend.
- Air conditioning: Essential, especially in summer. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial. I need my beauty sleep, people!
- Free bottled water: Hydration is key, especially when you're exploring Asheville's breweries (ahem).
- Coffee/tea maker: Waking up to a warm beverage is a game-changer.
- Desk: Needed to get some work done.
- Hair dryer: I may or may not need it.
- Mini bar: Not sure what's in it, but it’s there.
- In-room safe box: For your valuables.
- Satellite/cable channels: Plenty of options for post-adventure chill time.
- Smoking area: If you need it, it's there.
- Soundproofing: Crucial for those late-night Asheville adventures.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Again, a HUGE win.
The (Unexpectedly) Awesome Amenities:
Okay, so I wasn't expecting to feel like a pampered princess here, but… leans in, conspiratorially …I kind of did.
- Swimming pool: Yes, and it's an outdoor pool… perfect for a dip after a long day.
- Fitness center: I didn't use it (oops!), but it's there if you're feeling ambitious.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, okay, you got me. This is the MOST IMPORTANT THING. So much variety! Pancakes, eggs, the works. And, dare I say, pretty darn good. Even had a Breakfast takeaway service, which was a lifesaver one morning.
- Coffee shop: You need coffee!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for picking up something for the folks back home.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling the Fun:
This is not a gourmet food destination. But, hey, you're in Asheville. You're there to eat amazing food!
- Restaurants: I was actually surprised, there was a restaurant and even a poolside bar.
- Snack bar: A great resource for those moments in need.
- Bottle of water: Always good to have near you.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: For both breakfast and at the restaurant
- Breakfast [buffet]: What a spread!
Okay, I'm getting hungry again just thinking about it. Now, a small thing to note is the Happy hour.
Cleanliness and Safety: Making Me Feel Secure (and a Little Bit Obsessive)
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so this stuff matters to me. And Comfort Suites nailed it.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Score!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: YES.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Peace of mind.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Always reassuring.
Services and Conveniences: They Think of Everything (Almost!)
- Daily housekeeping: Your room is magically made up every day.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
- Concierge: For any questions or needs.
- Laundry service: Essential after a long day of hiking.
- Luggage storage: Perfect for early arrivals or late departures.
For the Kids (or the Kid in You):
- Family/child friendly: They are accommodating.
Things To Do in the Area (Besides Shopping… Mostly):
Alright, let's be real: You're near the outlet mall (hence the name). But listen, Asheville is a mecca for outdoor adventures, craft breweries (hello, Highland Brewing Company!), and stunning mountain views. Plus, you're just close enough to downtown to enjoy the vibrant scene without paying downtown prices.
Now, for the truly Stream-of-Consciousness bit…
I got here late, jet-lagged, and cranky. I needed a bed, people. And a shower. Comfort Suites delivered. The room was clean, the AC blasted (bless!), and the bed? Cloud-like. I crashed hard.
The next morning, I dragged myself to the breakfast buffet. And, listen, this is where the magic happened. It wasn't just good. It was the kind of breakfast that makes you want to hug a stranger and declare your undying love for pancakes. I piled my plate high. Ate way too much. And honestly, the sheer convenience of it. No running around, no waiting in line at a hipster cafe. Just… breakfast. Glorious, carb-laden breakfast.
Seriously, I'm not exaggerating. I went back for seconds. And thirds. And maybe even a sneaky fourth pancake.
My Emotional Verdict:
This Comfort Suites? Unexpectedly… charming. It's not fancy. It's not pretentious. It's just… comfortable. Clean, convenient, and with a surprisingly decent breakfast. I left feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to tackle whatever Asheville threw my way.
The Quirks and Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect):
- The elevator was a little slow. But hey, it worked.
- The decor? A bit… generic. But who cares when you're sleeping soundly?
- No dedicated "proposal spot." Sorry, romantics! Although, the pool at sunset? Pretty dreamy.
The Bottom Line - My Offer for You:
Tired of overpriced, pretentious hotels? Craving a comfortable, convenient, and surprisingly delightful Asheville getaway? Then ditch the downtown scene and discover Asheville's BEST Kept Secret: Comfort Suites Outlet Mall Getaway!
Book your stay NOW and get:
- Guaranteed cleanliness and safety standards.
- Complimentary hot breakfast buffet that will blow your mind.
- Proximity to outlet shopping and easy access to Asheville's awesome adventures.
- Free Wi-Fi, spacious rooms, and all the comforts you crave.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is a Comfort Suites Outlet Center Asheville (NC) adventure, warts and all. Prepare for a wild ride. My brain is already in "vacation mode," which means it's a little…scattered.
Day 1: Arrival & Outlet Overload…or, How I Almost Died of Excitement (and Lack of Caffeine)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive in Asheville (ish). Okay, so the flight was delayed. Naturally. I swear, airlines have a vendetta against me. Spent the entire time in a tiny, cramped seat fantasizing about a giant, luxurious bed at the Comfort Suites. The drive through the Smokies was breathtaking, but honestly? My stomach was already screaming for sustenance.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in Chaos. The front desk guy was super friendly, bless his heart. But the queue? Forget about it. I kid you not, there was a woman arguing about the WiFi password for a solid fifteen minutes. FIFTEEN MINUTES. My patience, already on thin ice, began to crack. Finally, got the key, found the room, and proceeded to throw myself onto the bed like a beached whale. Ah, sweet, sweet comfort.
- 3:30 PM – 6:00 PM: Outlet Extravaganza! (Or, My Wallet Weeps). Okay, time for the main event. The Tanger Outlets. My initial plan? "Controlled shopping." My reality? A full-blown, credit card-wielding rampage. Coach? Bought a bag. Michael Kors? A new wallet (that I probably didn't need). Nike? Running shoes (that I will definitely use…eventually). The deals were AMAZING. I'm talking 70% off! My brain short-circuited. I wandered around in a daze of sale signs and irresistible bargains, completely forgetting about food and water. Bad move, self. Seriously. I felt like I was going to pass out near the Banana Republic.
- 6:00 PM: Food Crisis! (Or, Where's the Nearest McDonald's?!) I was DYING. I mean, starving. Thankfully, a food court was available. Grabbed a questionable-looking slice of pizza and a soda the size of my head, devoured it in about two minutes. The pizza probably wasn't the best I ever had, but at that point, I would have eaten a shoe.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the Room (and a Complete Collapse). I basically crawled back to the Comfort Suites, dumped my shopping bags, and collapsed on the bed. The sheer physical exertion of shopping was exhausting. I looked at my haul and felt a pang of guilt, but mostly a sense of giddy triumph. "I conquered the outlets!" I yelled out loud to the room.
- 8:00 PM: More Guilt, Less Sleep. I tried to watch TV but ended up drifting in and out of consciousness. The excitement, the food coma, and the shopping spree had left me utterly drained. I also couldn't turn the air conditioner off properly, so I was sweating.
Day 2: Artsy Asheville & My Deep-Seated Hatred of Parking
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast Disaster. The free breakfast at the Comfort Suites. Ah, the sweet promise of free food. The reality? "Meh." The scrambled eggs looked suspiciously yellow, the waffles were pre-made, and the coffee tasted like burnt coffee. I ate a piece of toast, drank some orange juice (which was fine), and quietly mourned the lack of a decent cafe nearby.
- 10:00 AM: Downtown Asheville (and the Quest for Parking). Okay, so I had this brilliant idea to explore downtown Asheville. What I didn't factor in? The parking situation. It was a nightmare. I circled for a good twenty minutes, battling other drivers for a single, elusive spot. Finally, I found a garage and parked. (Cost: $20. Ouch.)
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Art & Antiques (and a Slight Sense of Overwhelm). Asheville is beautiful. The architecture is stunning, and the art scene is vibrant. I wandered through several galleries, oohing and aahing at the paintings and sculptures. I even went into an antique shop (which I adore) but ended up walking out empty-handed because everything was so expensive. I felt a bit overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff and styles, it's great, but it's also a lot.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a Trendy Cafe (and My Attempt to Be Sophisticated). I found a cute little cafe tucked away on a side street. I ordered a salad of some kind, it had avocado, and I tried to act like I actually knew what I was doing. I probably looked like a complete tourist, but, hey, the salad was pretty good.
- 2:00 PM: The Biltmore Estate (or, the House That Money Built). Okay, I'm not even going to pretend. The Biltmore was AMAZING. It was like stepping into a fairytale. The sheer scale of the place is mind-boggling. I spent hours wandering through the rooms, gazing at the furniture, and imagining what it would be like to live there. The gardens were spectacular. I took a zillion pictures. I considered, briefly, running away and becoming a permanent resident.
- 6:00 PM: The Biltmore (Wine-tasting)! After the tour of the estate, I went to the wine-tasting experience. My eyes rolled immediately when I saw the fancy wine glasses. I am not a very big enthusiast, let's put it that way. But, in the end, I did like the wines!
- 7:00 PM: Dinner and a Drink Somewhere. The restaurant choices were mind-boggling, and I didn't want to spend the whole evening alone, so I just went to McDonald's. It was fast, and I was tired.
- 8:00 PM: Bed Time!
Day 3: The Blue Ridge Parkway & the Sadness of Leaving
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, Deja Vu. Same hotel breakfast, same meh experience.
- 10:00 AM: The Blue Ridge Parkway. (And the Sudden Rainstorm of Doom). I woke up to a downpour. Seriously, a torrential downpour. My plans to drive along the Blue Ridge Parkway were slightly… jeopardized. I decided to brave it anyway. The views, even in the rain, were incredible. The mountains were shrouded in mist, looking all mysterious and ethereal. I pulled over at a scenic overlook, and the rain just poured. I got out to snap a photo and immediately regretted my decision, soaked in a matter of seconds.
- 12:00 PM: Pack. Cry a Little.
- 1:00 PM: Checkout.
- 2:00 PM: Heading out.
- 3:00 PM: My flight. Goodbye Asheville.
- What I'll Miss: The mountains, the art, the amazing shopping, and the feeling of being somewhere new and exciting.
- What I won't miss: The parking, the hotel breakfast.
- Emotional Verdict: 8/10. Definitely a trip I'll remember, and the Comfort Suites was a comfy base. I'm already planning my return.

Wait... Comfort Suites *and* an Outlet Mall? Is this some kind of fever dream?
Okay, I'm intrigued. But what *exactly* is the "Best Kept Secret" aspect everyone's hyping?
Let’s be real. What's the *worst* thing about this "Getaway"?
The Outlets - What Kinds of stores are we talking about?
So... how's the Comfort Suites itself? Is it, you know, actually *comfortable*?
Tell me about Your "Worst" Experience! Give me a good rant!
What about nearby Restaurants? I get hangry...
So, bottom line: Would you recommend the Comfort Suites Outlet Mall Getaway?

