Shenzhen's BEST Hotel? Crowne Plaza Longgang Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Shenzhen's BEST Hotel? Crowne Plaza Longgang Review (You Won't Believe This!) – Or Maybe You Will!
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea – or, you know, the lukewarm chamomile tea from the complimentary tea maker in the Crowne Plaza Longgang. This isn’t your perfectly polished, corporate-approved hotel review. This is my experience. And let me tell you, it was a roller coaster.
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, the Confusing, and the "Huh?"
Right off the bat, let's talk about accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and honestly, the Crowne Plaza Longgang impressed. They say they're wheelchair accessible (and they should be, I'm reviewing a hotel that tries to be fancy!), and, from what I saw, they've made an effort. Elevators were plentiful and spacious. Hallways seemed decently wide. The front desk staff were genuinely helpful, though sometimes there was a bit of a language barrier. (More on that later – because drama.)
The Check-in Chaos… and the Unexpected Charm
Checking in was where things got… interesting. They tout a contactless check-in, which is great in a pandemic, right? Well, the app wasn't cooperating. Cue some awkward fumbling with my phone while the reception staff patiently tried to understand what was going on. (And, yes, my phone died. I’m a tech whiz, I swear.) Finally, after a good fifteen minutes of shared frustration (and a lot of pointing and smiling), we got it sorted. And you know what? The staff were genuinely apologetic, offering a bottle of water and a sincere smile. It was… unexpectedly charming.
They also have a doorman! Which is nice. (Important to state, right?)
Rooms: Spacious, Spotless, and Surprisingly Well-Equipped
Okay, the room. This is where the Crowne Plaza really shines. Honestly? It was HUGE. Big window! The blackout curtains? Glorious. Finally, some real shut-eye. The bed was comfortable, maybe a little too firm for my personal taste, but that's just me.
What's in the Room?
- Air conditioning – CHECK. (And it actually worked—a rarity in some hotels).
- Complimentary tea and coffee – another check. (Though, as mentioned, the tea was lukewarm, and the coffee wasn’t exactly gourmet).
- Free Wi-Fi – YES! And reliable. (Unlike my phone earlier!)
- A safe – good for peace of mind.
- A mini-bar – well-stocked (but pricey).
- Ironing facilities – because, you know, wrinkles happen.
- Desk and laptop workspace – essential for the working traveler! (And the procrastinating blogger)
- Bathrobes and slippers – yes, to the comfort!
The Bathroom:
- Separate shower and bathtub – luxury!
- Plenty of toiletries – always a win.
- A scale – ugh. (But necessary, alas).
Things to Do & Ways To Relax: Poolside Paradise…and a Questionable Spa Experience
The Crowne Plaza Longgang boasts a whole host of amenities. Let's start with the good stuff.
- The Pool with a View: Oh. My. Goodness. Stunning. Seriously, the pool is gorgeous, outdoor, and a freaking oasis. (I'm a sucker for a good pool).
- Fitness Center: They have a gym! I didn't use it (judge me), but it looked well-equipped.
- Sauna, Steamroom, and Spa/Sauna: Yes! (I am not a spa gal but I know this is important.)
The Spa Disaster (and the Emotional Aftermath)
Okay, here’s where things took a bit of a nosedive. I booked a massage. I envisioned bliss. I got… meh. The massage itself was okay, nothing to write home about. But the atmosphere… it was a bit sterile. No soothing music. Not much of a calming scent. It was more like a medical appointment than a spa experience. Am I being overly dramatic? Maybe. But I was expecting a retreat! (Insert frustrated GIF here).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly)
- Restaurants: They have multiple restaurants, offering everything from international cuisine to Asian specialties. I ate at the buffet, which was decent. (Asian breakfast? Yes, please!)
- Coffee Shop: I tried the coffee shop. Good coffee.
- Poolside Bar: Perfect for cocktails during a sunny afternoon.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Because sometimes you just need a burger at 3 AM.
- Breakfast [Buffet]: Pretty decent; there was certainly a lot to choose from, so you'll most likely find something you like.
Important Note: They do offer vegetarian options. (Yay!)
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (Mostly)
In the age of… well, you know… gestures vaguely at the world, cleanliness is paramount. The Crowne Plaza Longgang takes this seriously.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes.
I felt safe, and that’s a HUGE win in my book.
The Little Things: Services, Conveniences, and the Unexpected Perks
- Currency Exchange: Handy.
- Luggage Storage: Always appreciated.
- Gift/Souvenir Shop: Perfect for last-minute presents.
- Daily Housekeeping: My room was always spotless!
- Elevator: Very accessible.
For the Kids: Babysitting services!
The Bad (And Why It Matters)
Here's the thing: no hotel is perfect. Even the Crowne Plaza Longgang has its flaws:
- The spa experience was disappointing.
- The language barrier with some staff can be a bit tricky.
The Verdict: Should You Stay Here? ABSOLUTELY!
Despite the minor hiccups, the Crowne Plaza Longgang is a solid choice, especially if you're looking for a comfortable, well-equipped hotel in Shenzhen. The rooms are fantastic. The pool is divine. The cleanliness and safety measures are reassuring. And the staff, despite the occasional language barrier, are genuinely kind and helpful.
The "You Won't Believe This!" Part:
I actually liked the imperfections. It made the experience more… real. Less sterile. I'd go back in a heartbeat.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is the chaotic, glorious, and potentially slightly disastrous account of my planned odyssey to the Crowne Plaza Shenzhen Longgang City Centre. Prepare for a rollercoaster, folks. Let's get this show on the road… (or, well, plan the show on the… itinerary road.)
The "Crowne Plaza Shenanigans" Itinerary: A Journey Through Shenzhen (and My Sanity)
Phase 1: The Pre-Trip Panic & Preemptive Shopping Spree
- Week Before Departure:
- Reality Check: Okay, Shenzhen. China. I’ve never even seen China in real life. Cue the internal screaming.
- The Packing Predicament: I swear, packing is its own Olympic sport. Mountains of clothes in every conceivable color, just in case. The "just in case" bag is a legendary beast, a testament to my chronic over-preparation.
- Shopping Frenzy: Amazon Prime, you're my best friend. Power adapters? Check. Anti-mosquito wristband that probably won't work? Check. Emergency supply of trail mix? DOUBLE CHECK.
- Mental Prep: Trying to learn a few basic Mandarin phrases. Currently, I’ve nailed "hello" (ni hao), "thank you" (xie xie), and "where's the bathroom?" (where I'll probably need it more). Wish me luck.
Phase 2: The Arrival – And the Jet Lag Tango
Day 1: Shenzhen, Here I Come!
- Flight from… (TBD, depends on where I'm escaping from): The flight. The purgatory of stale air, recycled entertainment, and questionable airplane food. Pray for a window seat and that my neighbors aren't the snoring type.
- Arrival at Shenzhen Bao'an International Airport (SZX): Hello, Sensory Overload! This is it. The airport hustle and bustle, the language barrier, the sheer newness of everything. I’m bracing myself for the culture shock.
- The Great Taxi Quest: Finding a legit taxi in a foreign country? Another Olympic sport. I'll be praying to the gods of Google Maps that I can navigate the chaos. If I end up in a random village, well, at least it'll be a story.
- Check-in at Crowne Plaza Shenzhen Longgang City Centre: Praying the room is as nice as the pictures online – and that the air conditioning works. First impressions are EVERYTHING. I'm picturing a beautifully appointed room that makes me forget the hellish journey to get there. (And the jet lag is kicking in, hard.)
Day 2: Longgang Exploration (Attempt?)
- Morning: Breakfast at the Hotel: Buffet breakfast: a glorious land of plentiful food choices. My objective is to try everything, regret nothing… and maybe load up on some caffeine to combat the jet lag.
- Mid-morning: Local Market Hunt: Aiming to venture out and explore a local market. This is where the REAL experience begins, right? The vibrant sights, the smells, the chaos! I'm both wildly excited and slightly terrified. I expect to get completely lost, bargain for something I don't need, and end up loving every second of it.
- Anecdote alert: I'm imagining myself getting bamboozled by some overly enthusiastic vendor who convinces me I NEED a glowing, flashing… something. Then, I'll end up trying to wear it as a hat.
- Afternoon: Temple Visit (If I can find one): Hoping to find some temples! I want to soak in the spiritual vibe. Maybe I’ll light some incense and contemplate the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of this bizarre adventure I've embarked on.
- Quirky observation: I have a feeling the temples will be both serene and crawling with selfie-stick-wielding tourists. The juxtaposition of ancient history and modern social media will be… interesting.
- Evening: Dinner at a Restaurant (Maybe): Finding an authentic local restaurant. Praying it's NOT all deep-fried. I'm determined to try new things, even if I'm secretly a picky eater.
- Emotional reaction: I'm simultaneously excited and nervous. Good food can make or break a trip, especially when you're battling jet lag.
Phase 3: Diving Deeply (Or, Trying To) & Hotel Hangs
Day 3: The "Deep Dive" (Hopefully not too deep)
- Morning: Swimming at the Hotel Pool - Swimming pools are amazing. I'm not much of a swimmer, so I'm just excited to take a bit of time to myself to relax, I'm hoping by this point I'll have adjusted to the time on the other side of the world.
- Afternoon: Day Trip to somewhere: I have no clue where to go yet. I just want to see ALL the things. I'll have to research a bit, but I'd like to go to some amazing landmarks, or natural landscapes. I'll get to decide soon.
- *Emotional reaction: I'm feeling this overwhelming pressure to see all the sights. Maybe I'll have to pick a spot that's close by and just take a slow wander there.
- Evening: Hotel Relaxation- A nice quiet evening to reflect on all the amazing things I saw, or maybe just watch some television. Maybe order some room service, and relax.
Day 4: Shenzhen’s Hidden Gems (and my hidden baggage allowance):
- Morning: Spa Day at the Hotel: Treat myself to a spa treatment. Because, self-care!
- Mid-day: More market/Street food adventures: I need to stuff my face with local delicacies, and maybe pick up some souvenirs for the people I actually like (and for myself, of course).
- Anecdote alert: I’m imagining myself wandering the market, armed with a phrasebook and a fearless spirit. I fully expect to accidentally order something utterly bizarre and/or incredibly delicious. Maybe I'll bring all sorts of weird things back to the hotel.
- Evening: Fancy dinner (maybe): It's time to dress up and indulge in something special. Perhaps a rooftop restaurant with stunning city views. Otherwise, I'll just go find a burger.
Day 5: Departure (The Grand Finale, hopefully!):
- Morning: Last-Minute Souvenir Scramble & Farewell Breakfast:
- Check-out: Is it too late to change my mind and move in forever?
- Airport Transfer: Praying the taxi doesn't get lost. Again.
- Departure: Goodbye, Shenzhen! Until next time! (Or, you know, if I survive this one…)
Phase 4: The "Post-Trip Debrief" & Existential Dread
- Post-Trip: (Whenever I get back)
- Photo Album & Story Telling:
- Jet Lag Recovery:
- Planning the next trip?
Important Disclaimers:
- This is a rough draft. The actual itinerary is subject to change based on mood, weather, and my general inability to make solid decisions.
- I will probably get lost. A lot. Embrace the chaos.
- The language barrier is my enemy, but I’m ready to engage!
- This trip is a celebration of both the amazing and the utterly ridiculous. Prepare yourselves.
So, there you have it. Wish me luck (and send chocolate). I'm going in!
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Crowne Plaza Longgang: Shenzhen's...BEST? (Hold My Beer!) - A Frankly Brutal, Yet Honest, Look
Okay, spill the beans. Is this Crowne Plaza *really* the BEST hotel in Shenzhen? (Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!)
Alright, alright, settle down. "BEST" is a subjective beast, right? Look, I've stayed in some dives in Shenzhen, and I've stayed in places that practically *wept* luxury. Crowne Plaza Longgang... it's somewhere in the middle. Think a solid B+. It's the best *I've* experienced in Longgang, sure. But "best" Shenzhen EVER? Nope. Not even close. Don't expect gold-plated faucets and unicorns. But, and this is a BIG but, for what it *offers*, and the price point...yeah, it’s pretty darn good. As long as you don't expect perfection. Because... well, we'll get to the imperfections. Prepare yourselves.
What's the ROOM situation like? Any cockroaches lurking? (My Trauma!)
Okay, deep breaths. Cockroaches? Thankfully, no. My sanity can breathe a sigh of relief. The rooms are... decent. Clean-ish. Let's be honest, it *is* China, and some things are just a smidge... less pristine than you'd find in Switzerland. But generally, they're spacious enough. They have the usual amenities: a comfy-ish bed (I slept like a log, so it’s a win), a desk (perfect for pretending I was working), a TV (that I barely looked at). The view? Well, it depends on your room. I snagged a room overlooking... *something*. Buildings. More buildings. You get the picture. Don't expect the Pacific Ocean. But the air-con worked, which is always a bonus, and the bathroom didn't make me want to scream. Winning!
Tell me about the food! The most important thing, obviously. (Food Coma Anticipation!)
Ah, food! This is where things get... interesting. The breakfast buffet... oh, the breakfast buffet. Look, I'm a buffet guy. I love them. This one was decent. Not life-changing. Plenty of options, a mix of Western and Chinese fare. The dim sum was okay (a little dried out, if I'm being brutally honest). The coffee was... well, it resembled coffee. The bacon, though? The bacon was the real MVP. Seriously, I may have gone back for thirds. My stomach is rumbling just thinking about it. But don't expect Michelin-star quality. Think more... "comfortably adequate." Also, the *lack* of a decent croissant made me a little bit sad, but what can you do?
The POOL! Is it even worth bringing my swimming trunks? (Pre-emptive Disappointment!)
The pool. Right. Okay, let's talk about the pool. It exists. It's outdoors. It's... fine. It's not the crystal-clear oasis of your dreams. It’s a bit… murky, if I'm being honest. Like, "Hmm, is that a leaf? Or something else?" I'm not the most adventurous swimmer, so I still dipped my toes in. It cooled off, which was the main goal. The pool area itself is a bit dated. The sun loungers? Let’s just say they’ve seen better days. But hey, at least there was a pool bar! (Though I wasn't brave enough to try a cocktail). So, bring your trunks, but manage your expectations. It’s a pool. It has water. It *works*.
What about the STAFF? Are they friendly? (Social Anxiety Alert!)
The staff... now this is where things get a little hit or miss. Some are incredibly attentive, super helpful, and genuinely seem to care about your stay. Others... Well, let's just say there were some communication barriers. My Mandarin is, shall we say, *rudimentary*. Their English? A mixed bag. But they tried! They really did. And the smiles were genuine, even when I was fumbling with my room key for the tenth time. Overall, I'd say they were pretty good. Just be prepared for a little patience and maybe a translation app on your phone. That saved me a few times.
The location? Is it in the middle of nowhere? (Lost and Confused!)
Longgang isn't exactly the heart of Shenzhen, let's get that out of the way. It's a bit... suburban-ish. The hotel is well-connected by transportation, but getting into the main city centre will take a journey. You're looking at a taxi ride (which can be a bit chaotic), or the metro (much cleaner, but a longer travel time). Directly around the hotel? There are shops, restaurants, and the usual bits and bobs, but don’t expect immediate access to Shenzhen's neon lights and cosmopolitan buzz. It’s okay if you prefer somewhat peaceful stay and the main attractions are not easily accessible from the hotel. You're likely in Longgang for a specific reason, like business, which is what most people are there for...
Okay, be HONEST: What was the WORST thing? (Brace Yourself!)
Alright, buckle up. The WORST thing? This happened one night. I'm in my room, exhausted after a long day. I jump in the shower, and... BAM! No hot water. Cold. Ice-cold water. At 11 PM. My scream probably echoed through Longgang. I called reception, managed to get a staff member on the phone (thank goodness for some passable English!), and they promised someone would come up. *And then I waited*. And waited. And shivered. It felt like an eternity. Eventually, someone arrived (a rather sheepish young man), fiddled with something, and finally, after about 45 minutes... hot water! Glorious, beautiful hot water. The ordeal completely killed my vibe and left me feeling like I’d been through a Siberian baptism. This is not ideal. It was an adventure, though, I suppose. Still, a serious point deduction there, Crowne Plaza. Seriously!
Would you stay again? (The Ultimate Verdict!)
Honestly? Yeah, probably. (Deep breath). Despite the cold shower fiasco, the slightly underwhelming pool, and the occasionally hit-or-miss service. The price is right, the rooms are decent, and the bacon at breakfast is legendary. For Longgang, it's a good option. Just remember, manage your expectations. Don't expect perfection. Expect… a decent hotel with a few quirks. Just make sure you check the hot water *before* you strip. Consider yourself forewarned!
