PICO DE LORO PARADISE: Stunning 2BR Condo Awaits in Nasugbu!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into PICO DE LORO PARADISE: Stunning 2BR Condo Awaits in Nasugbu! and trust me, I've got opinions. And yes, this is gonna be a bit of a rambling, all-over-the-place review. Don't blame me, blame the glorious chaos of vacation planning!
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, How I Got There and Survived)
Getting to Pico de Loro is… well, an experience. Nasugbu is in Batangas, so expect a drive from Manila. The roads aren't terrible, but you know how it is. Traffic. Anyway! The condo itself? Easy peasy. Check-in was a breeze, thanks to the Contactless check-in/out – a godsend, honestly, because nobody has time for unnecessary chit-chat when you're itching for the beach. Elevator? Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, yes! No stair-climbing for this weary traveler. Also, big kudos for the Facilities for disabled guests. It always warms my heart to see inclusivity.
The Condo Itself: My 2BR Haven (and the Minor Quirks)
Okay, so the 2BR condo… It was stunning. Seriously, the pictures online don't do it justice. The view? Jaw-dropping. The air conditioning? Crucial. The balcony? My new best friend. But let's be real, nothing is perfect. The carpeting… hmm, a little dated, maybe? And the slippers? I’m usually a sandals kinda gal (the ones I brought, ha!), but it wouldn't hurt if they had, like, a few more sizes. Just, saying. Oh! And the complimentary tea and coffee maker! A lifesaver in the mornings. I'm a massive coffee fiend.
The linens? Crisp and clean. The bathrobes? Luxurious. And, you know, little things matter! Extra long bed? Perfect for a restless sleeper like moi. They even had an in-room safe box for the important documents… I didn’t use it. I forgot about those documents. Oops. Let's just pretend it was there for the really important stuff, like emergency chocolate bars.
The Foodie Scene - A Rollercoaster (and a Warning!)
Alright, food. This is where it gets interesting. Pico de Loro has a bunch of options listed. On paper, it looks like a culinary paradise. Restaurants, bars, coffee shop, snack bar, poolside bar… you name it! A la carte menus, buffets, Asian cuisine, international cuisine, vegetarian options… The possibilities seemed endless. And the room service [24-hour]? Yes, please! Bring on the late-night snacks!
However, here's the thing. I experienced a few minor hiccups. The Western breakfast was okay, fine, and I definitely enjoyed the coffee/tea in restaurant (see above, coffee addiction!). But the buffet, sometimes felt a little… meh. And the wait times for food? Let's just say I learned the true meaning of patience. I'm not going to drop names or anything, But I'm hoping the management takes note. Bottle of water? Always a nice touch.
On the flip side? The snack bar saved my life more than once. Especially at the poolside bar!. That, after a few cocktails, even the slightly-less-than-perfect food tasted divine. So, my advice? Manage your expectations, and lean into the poolside cocktails.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (aka, Avoiding Meltdown)
This is where Pico de Loro shines. Seriously, there's so much to do! For the fitness center, the swimming pool and the fitness center? Great! I mean, I intended to use them. I really did. But the allure of the beach, the pool with a view… it was just too strong.
- ways to relax? Absolutely. I was lucky enough to experience the Foot bath. Ah, the foot bath. I wish I had recorded my face. The next day, the massage was a good decision.
- Spa/sauna and steamroom? YES! I didn't try the body wrap or body scrub, but hey, maybe next time.
The Whole Safety Thing (Because 2024, am I right?)
Okay, let's get real. Safety is paramount. And thankfully, Pico de Loro takes it seriously. The cleanliness and safety protocols were impressive. Anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer everywhere, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization between stays, etc. I saw Staff trained in safety protocol, and it made me feel safe and secure. CCTV in common areas, security [24-hour], smoke alarms, fire extinguisher – all those things that give you peace of mind. The cashless payment service was convenient. They also take measures such as Hot water linen and laundry washing and individually-wrapped food options in some places. All in all, I felt safe and secure.
The Perks and the Extras (The Cherry on Top)
- Internet Access: Yes, yes, and YES! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Also there is Internet [LAN] if you’re old school.
- Services and Conveniences: The concierge was helpful, the daily housekeeping was impeccable, the laundry service was a lifesaver.
- For the Kids: I'm not traveling with children, but I noticed babysitting service and kids facilities and the staff was very family/child friendly.
- Business travelers: The business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities, and audio-visual equipment for special events seemed top-notch.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Nothing's Perfect!)
I'm getting to the end of this rambles… And I wanted to note a few things that could be improved.
- The variety of food options seems to have an issue, so the variety can be improved.
- Although the services are excellent, some times, the response is delayed, and I hoped the response time would be improved.
The Verdict & My Opinionated Conclusion (Finally!)
Would I recommend PICO DE LORO PARADISE: Stunning 2BR Condo Awaits in Nasugbu!? Absolutely. Despite the few minor flaws (see above), it's a fantastic escape. The condo itself is gorgeous, the amenities are plentiful, and the location is stunning. The safety measures made me feel safe and secure.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary isn’t going to be your standard, sterile, “arrive at exactly 10:17 AM” nonsense. This is PICO DE LORO, baby, and we’re doing it right. Or at least, we’re trying to.
PICO DE LORO CONDO CHAOS: A 2BR Adventure (Nasugbu, Philippines)
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious Glitch
- Morning (Approximate Time): 6:00 AM - Alarm screams. Curse the alarm. Drag myself out of bed, secretly hoping the whole trip is a fever dream (it isn’t). Pack the last-minute essentials: THREE different types of sunscreen (because, Filipino sun, duh), a book I swear I'll read, and enough snacks to feed a small army.
- Morning (Real-World Time): 7:30 AM - Manila traffic, a love/hate relationship. Hate, mostly. The car smells faintly of something… questionable. Hope it's not me. Pray the driver knows the way.
- Morning (Nasugbu Arrival): 10:00 AM (ish, traffic gods willing) - Finally! PICO DE LORO! The air smells… fresher. The view… stunning. Immediately start plotting how to sneak a pool into my actual, real-life apartment. First impressions: the condo looks HUGE, the lobby is fancy, and I'm suddenly very aware I should have ironed my shirt.
- Afternoon (Check-In & Initial Panic): 11:00 AM – Check-in. Smooth sailing… until the key card refuses to work. Cue the internal monologue of "I knew I should have double-checked everything! I’m clearly destined for a catastrophe, maybe I should just give up now?” (But then the cute security guard helps, and all is momentarily forgiven. He says the key card just needed a “reset.” Apparently, I also need a reset.)
- Afternoon (The Condo Reveal): 12:00 PM - The condo itself! Beautiful! Panoramic views! It's like a little slice of paradise… except the aircon is struggling to keep up. 🫠Immediate assessment: perfect Instagram photo ops everywhere. Immediately start taking said photos.
- Afternoon (Lunch and the Beach Debacle): 1:00 PM - Lunch at the restaurant. The food is… okay. Filipino food, no matter how nice it looks, can still be hit or miss (especially if you're picky, like me!). Decide to hit the beach RIGHT NOW.
- Afternoon (Beach Bliss… Mostly): 2:00 PM - The beach! Soft sand, turquoise water… absolutely GORGEOUS. The joy! I got too excited. Got a bit sunburnt. But WHO CARES? I'm at the beach! Spent an hour frolicking… and then realized I'd forgotten my book in the condo. Rage, but also, a good excuse to go back.
- Late Afternoon (The Great Snacking of '24): 4:00 PM - The fridge is stocked with all the things. Mangoes, chips, beer. Time for a serious snacking session. Contemplate life choices as I stare out at the sunset. Find a new appreciation for the "do-nothing" life.
- Evening (Dinner and the Karaoke Temptation): 7:00 PM - Dinner at the condo, preparing adobo so the place smells amazing. Feel like a domestic goddess, when in reality I probably just splashed adobo sauce everywhere. Afterwards, there's a karaoke bar nearby. Internal struggle: karaoke is a terrible idea for my vocal cords, karaoke is THE BEST idea. The struggle is real.
Day 2: Sun, Sand and (Maybe) Some Sense
- Morning (Sleep In… or TRY To): 8:00 AM (ish) - Wake up, still feeling the effects of the night before. The aircon is still struggling. Consider complaining, then remember the view. The view wins.
- Morning (Poolside Relaxation): 9:00 AM - Pool time! Find a spot, slather on more sunscreen (learned my lesson), order a coffee. People-watch. Judge silently. (Is that a speedo? Really?).
- Mid-morning (Water Sports, or the Lack Thereof): 11:00 AM - Think about renting a jet ski or go kayaking. Chicken out. Reconsider. Chicken out again. Settle for watching other people have fun. Feel a pang of regret.
- Afternoon (Lunch and the Art of Doing Nothing): 1:00 PM - Lunch. Decide to go the beach again. This time, bring the damn book.
- Afternoon (Book and Beach): 2:00 PM - Find a perfect spot, sit, and start reading. Then I fall asleep and wake up, slightly sunburned again.
- Late Afternoon (The Sunset Ritual): 5:00 PM - The sunset at PICO DE LORO is legendary. Take ALL the photos (again). Feel a profound sense of peace. Also, a slight hunger pang.
- Evening (Dinner and the Karaoke Aftermath): 7:00 PM - Dinner. Then… the karaoke bar. The temptation was too strong. Spent the next two hours bellowing out bad pop songs. Regret. Glorious, glorious regret.
Day 3: Departure… and the Lingering Sunburn
- Morning (Last Morning, First Sigh): 8:00 AM - Wake up feeling slightly fragile. Pack. Sulk.
- Morning (Breakfast and Reflections): 9:00 AM - Pack the other essential: the leftover snacks. Eat a leisurely breakfast, staring out at the view one last time. Promise myself I'll come back. Definitely will.
- Morning (Check-Out and the Journey Back): 11:00 AM - Check out. More key card drama (you’d think I’d learn). Say goodbye to the cute security guard.
- Afternoon (Traffic… Again): 12:00 PM - The dreaded Manila traffic. Contemplate staying in Nasugbu forever.
- Afternoon (Home Sweet Home…and the Sunburn): 3:00 PM (ish) - Back home. Unpack. Assess the damage (sunburn, a slight hangover, a newfound appreciation for the quiet life). Already planning the next trip.
Important Notes & Ramblings:
- Food: Bring snacks. Seriously. And maybe some instant coffee. Filipino coffee can be… an experience.
- Sunscreen: You will need it. Trust me.
- Mosquitoes: They exist. Bring repellent.
- Embrace the Imperfections: Things will go wrong. The aircon might fail. The key card might betray you. Roll with it. That's part of the fun.
- The View: Seriously, take time to just look at it. It's worth it.
- Most importantly: Have fun and don’t forget your sunglasses. (I did. Learn from my mistakes!)
So, there you have it. My PICO DE LORO experience, in all its messy, hilarious, and slightly sunburnt glory. Enjoy your trip! And, if you see me belting out “Bohemian Rhapsody” in a karaoke bar, please, just wave. And maybe buy me a soda to sooth my voice? 🥂
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PICO DE LORO PARADISE: You HAVE to See This! (FAQ-ish Thing)
Okay, so, PICO DE LORO… The name just *screams* luxury, doesn't it? And yeah, this 2BR condo is pretty darn stunning. But before you start picturing yourself sipping cocktails by the infinity pool (which, by the way, IS amazing), let's get some real talk out of the way. I'm going to answer some questions, but mostly… I’m just gonna ramble. Because that’s what I do best.
Is This Place Actually Worth It? Like, Really?
Alright, let's tackle the big one first: the cost. Look, it’s not cheap. Let's be honest. When you book it and then see the resort fees… Your bank account will likely give a little whimper. But… and this is a big BUT… is it worth it? For a weekend getaway, a few days of pampering? Absolutely, *yes*. I mean, you’re trading your usual weekend of, you know, laundry and existential dread, for... this paradise. You're paying for a slice of heaven. Just… try not to think about how many instant noodles you could have bought with that money.
I remember the first time I went. My husband, bless his heart, thought he was being frugal by packing our own instant noodles. We got to the place, and the pool. The view. Suddenly, the noodles seemed… less appealing. We ended up splurging on the buffet. No regrets. None. (Okay, maybe a *tiny* one when I saw the credit card bill.)
What's the Condo Like? Is the Pictures True?
The pictures? Mostly spot on, thankfully! It’s a genuinely gorgeous condo. Spacious, good air conditioning, and properly clean. That's a win. (Don't you hate when pictures lie?). My particular condo was stylish in a modern and comfortable way. The big windows? Yep, they're real. The view from the balcony? Even *better* in person. I was slightly dissapointed that the bed didn't have that fluff of a cloud feel, as the picture implied. But I spent an hour in bed, so I should be grateful. A big plus is that it has a full kitchen, so you can try and cook (and fail) or just pretend. I bought a frozen pizza!
The Beach! Tell Me About The Frickin' Beach!
Okay, now we’re talking! Because, let's be honest, the *real* reason you're going is the beach. The sand is lovely and golden, the water is that perfect turquoise you see in travel brochures, and the waves… well, sometimes they’re gentle, sometimes they’re playful. It's breathtakingly stunning. I remember being absolutely blown away the first time I saw it. The sheer beauty of the place just… it's almost overwhelming. I almost cried – in a good way, like, I can't believe THIS is real kind of way.
Just be warned: it's popular, obviously. Especially on weekends. Don't expect to have it all to yourself. You WILL be dodging selfie sticks and screaming kids. But, hey, that's life. And the beauty of that place makes up for it. I brought my own beach umbrella and book, and basically just zoned out. Bliss.
Something, a tiny niggle. The beach is public (if that makes sense, since its within the resort?), so there are times when vendors will approach selling various goods. Nothing too bad, just a few polite "no, thanks." But it can interrupt your zen a tad. Minor issue honestly.
What's There to Do Besides Swim and Sunbathe? (Because, Let's Be Real, I Need Options)
Okay, so, yeah, lounging on the beach is a big part of the appeal. But if you’re like me, you get itchy to *do* things after a few hours. Good news! There's plenty! They have a water park that, while a bit crowded, is good for giggling. Kayaking is also another choice. And if you're the adventurous type, and feel like it. snorkeling and diving are available.
There's also the Country Club. Golf, tennis. I am not the athletic type, so I just went and got a massage. Highly recommend! Basically like a giant playground for adults. A fancy playground, with cocktails.
One tip: book things *early*. Especially the spa. Learned that the hard way. (My tired muscles were not happy.)
How's the Food? Specifically, the Food!
Listen, the food situation is… varied. There are restaurants. But also, its a tourist trap, okay? A really nice tourist trap. The food at the restaurants is decent. Nothing life-altering, you know? But generally good, solid quality, considering this is a resort town. The buffet? Can be hit or miss, depending on the day. I had an amazing pasta one time, and another time... well, let's just say instant noodles were sounding pretty good again.
If you're on a budget, the grocery stores are your friend. Grab some snacks, drinks (because cocktails add up!), and maybe even some stuff for breakfast. Your wallet will thank you. And speaking of wallets… bring cash. Sometimes the card machines go down, and you don't want to be stuck without a way to pay for that sunset cocktail.
Any Deal-Breakers? Anything I Should Know Before I Go?
Hmm… deal-breakers. Well, if you *hate* crowds, then maybe this isn’t the place for you. Especially during peak season. Also, pack your patience. Things run on "island time" – which means, sometimes, not at all. Service can be slow. But honestly? That's part of the charm for me. I mean, you're on vacation, right? Relax!
And the biggest potential downside… leaving. Yeah, it’s a struggle. You'll be depressed to actually leave, and it's hard to return to real life. I recommend setting a countdown timer on your phone *before* the trip to get you excited. And you might need a mini-therapy session after you get home. Just sayin’.
But the good times far outweigh the potential bad. Go. Just go. Enjoy.
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