Escape to the Clouds: R Bed & Breakfast's Unforgettable Baguio Stay
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of Escape to the Clouds: R Bed & Breakfast in Baguio. Forget those bland, robotic hotel reviews – I'm here to tell you the real story, the messy, glorious, sometimes-slightly-scatterbrained truth. Consider this your insider's guide (hopefully, a slightly helpful one).
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Right, let's start. First impressions? Baguio. The air is crisp, the pine needles smell like heaven, and you're already halfway to feeling relaxed. The road to Escape to the Clouds… a little… hmmm. Let's just say a decent clearance height for your car is a must. But, hey, that adds to the escape factor, right? Getting there feels like a true adventure.
Accessibility:
- Accessibility: Okay, so this is a tricky one. While the website mentions facilities for disabled guests, I didn’t see anything specifically designed for wheelchair users. Remember, Baguio is hilly! Big hills. I’d call them directly and get the real scoop before booking if accessibility is a major concern. Check with the hotel!
- Elevator: Yep, there is one! Huge plus for anyone with mobility issues or, let's be honest, who just hates lugging luggage up stairs.
On-Site Eatery & Lounges (Because We All Need Food!)
- Restaurants: There's a restaurant/dining hall, (which, BTW, is super important to me). A la carte, buffet - they have it all! (Well, almost all)
Internet, Oh, the Internet! (My Lifeline)
- Internet Access: Okay, listen up, digital nomads and Netflix addicts! They promise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! My experience, though, was a little… patchy. It worked, mostly. Sometimes. Okay, sometimes I was clinging to a bar, praying that my Zoom meeting wouldn't cut out. But look, you're in the mountains. Embrace the occasional digital detox. It’s good for the soul, they say.
- Internet (LAN): I think there was a LAN connection, but honestly, I was too busy wrestling with the Wi-Fi to even check.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Because That's Why We're Here, Right?)
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Yes! And yes! This is where Escape to the Clouds really shines. The Spa is the star of the show. Okay, I went for a massage. I'm not even talking about a small lil’ massage! I'm talking about a total, full-body, melt-into-the-table, almost-fall-asleep massage. Seriously, my shoulders felt like they'd been freed from a lifetime of stress. The masseuse was amazing. Then the Sauna! and the Steam Room! It's not a huge, fancy spa, with 80 different treatments, but it's perfectly functional and a welcome relief after a day of trekking around Baguio's shops.
- Pool with View: It has a view! More like… a spectacular view. The infinity pool is gorgeous, looking over the mountains. I even saw actual clouds drifting by. Swimming in a place like that? Pure bliss.
- Fitness Center: They have one! I didn't use it (hey, pizza is also a valid form of exercise), but hey, it's there for the super-motivated.
- Body Scrub/Body Wrap/Foot Bath: These are available. More reason to treat yourself, right?
Cleanliness & Safety (Because No One Wants to Get Sick!)
- Cleanliness: The place is spotless. Seriously, I’m a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!), and I had zero complaints. The rooms were cleaned daily, and everything felt fresh.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection, Room Sanitization…: They’ve got the whole COVID game down pat. Hand sanitizer everywhere, masks are encouraged, and staff seemed very attentive. I felt safe.
- Doctor/Nurse on Call, First Aid Kit: They have them! Which is reassuring.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking (Fueling the Adventure)
- Food, glorious food! They seriously feed you well at Escape to the Clouds.
- Breakfast: Breakfast is included. It's a buffet!
- Restaurants: The restaurant itself is well-equipped. They are willing to give you a la carte if you want! They have a selection of international cuisine as well as western and asian.
- Coffee Shop: It has one!
Services and Conveniences (Making Life Easier)
- Concierge: Yep. Helpful, friendly. Good with directions (trust me, you'll need them in Baguio!).
- Laundry Service: Thank goodness! Especially if you're staying for a few days and want to pack light.
- Daily Housekeeping: Woohoo! Nothing beats coming back to a made bed and a clean room.
- Car Park (Free of charge): Parking in Baguio is generally a nightmare. The free parking at the hotel is a huge plus.
- Air Conditioning: Important for the restaurant (or other public spaces) rather than in the rooms.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Food Delivery Yes
For the Kids (Because Families Deserve Fun Too!)
- Family/Child Friendly: Seems like a good option for families.
- Babysitting service/Kids Meal: Great touches
Access, Safety, and Security (Because Peace of Mind is Priceless)
- Security: 24-hour security. Made me feel safe.
- Security: You could tell the staff was well trained in safety protocol.
Available in All Rooms (The Nitty-Gritty)
- Air conditioning: Not applicable in the rooms in this scenario.
- All the standard stuff is there: coffee maker, hair dryer (a must!), mini-bar (score!), a safe for your valuables, a TV with satellite channels.
- Beds: Comfy beds. Big pillows. Excellent for collapsing after a long day of adventuring.
- Blackout curtains Fantastic for sleeping in - when/if the internet cooperates.
Getting Around (Navigating Baguio)
- Airport transfer/Taxi service: You can arrange it.
- Car park (on-site): Free!
Imperfections and Quirks
- The Road: I mentioned it before, but it bears repeating. The road to the hotel is… rustic. Embrace the adventure. Bring a sturdy vehicle.
- The Wi-Fi: Be patient. Breathe. Enjoy the view. Maybe bring a book.
Overall Verdict: Should You Escape to the Clouds?
- Absolutely.
- For: Couples, families, anyone looking for a relaxing getaway with stunning views and spa treatments that would make you turn around!
- Not for: Those who need super-reliable, lightning-fast internet. Those who are very, very sensitive about road conditions..
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- The Little Things That Matter: From the comfy beds, to impeccable cleanliness, to the friendly staff, every detail is designed to make your stay unforgettable.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is my Baguio adventure. And trust me, it's gonna be a ride. Buckle up, because this is going to be messy, honest, and dripping with the joys and frustrations of a real human on vacation.
R Bed & Breakfast Baguio: A Slightly Chaotic Chronicle
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (and a near-disaster with the "communal" bathroom)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Uhhh… wake up. The alarm blared at 6:00 AM, but let's be honest, my internal clock runs on "island time" even when I'm nowhere near an island. Dragged myself out of bed, stumbled around the house like a caffeinated zombie, and eventually made it to the airport. The flight was uneventful, which is a win in my book. Landed in Manila. Then, the real fun began: the bus ride to Baguio. This is where I started to feel things. The bus… well, let's just say it’s a masterclass in "creative driving." I'm pretty sure the driver was personally auditioning for a stunt driving movie. Also had a great view of the scenery, some of it was nice but a lot of it was the back of the bus.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Finally, finally, made it to R Bed & Breakfast! The reviews painted a picture of quaint charm. And it certainly was… charming. In a slightly ramshackle, "we're trying our best" kind of way. The view from my room was… picturesque, if you squinted past the neighboring roof and the laundry hanging out to dry. My room was small, but the bed looked comfy. A minor detail, the toilet barely worked. Also, the "communal" bathroom situation was a bit… dicey. The shower curtain was, shall we say, optimistically sized. More on that later. Much later.
- Lunch (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Found a carinderia (local eatery) nearby and devoured a plate of sinigang (sour soup). Delicious! So satisfying. The waitress was super friendly and gave away a generous portion of rice.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Went on a nice stroll around town. This place is something else, even the air smells different -- cooler, crisper, and with a hint of pine. I really felt the altitude, though. Every uphill climb felt like summiting Everest. The shops were a little… kitschy. The only thing worse than the air was the lack of parking. I'm glad I chose to explore the town. I'd be lost without the help of locals.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner! (Again, carinderia). They had some awesome sisig (chopped pork dish). And maybe a bottle of local beer. Okay, definitely a bottle of local beer. The evening was great. The city was filled with light. I was starting to feel content.
- Night (8:00 PM - onwards): Early night’s sleep. I was utterly wiped out after the travel and the altitude. And maybe a little traumatized by the shower arrangement.
Day 2: Burnham Park Bliss & a Bungled Picnic
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Attempted to conquer the aforementioned "communal" shower. Let's just say it was an experience. A cold, slightly soggy, and ultimately humbling experience. The water pressure was pathetic. Had to basically stand underneath a lukewarm drizzle. Eventually, I gave up and resolved to embrace the "au naturel" look for the day.
- Breakfast (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Went to a nearby cafe for breakfast. I had a simple, but satisfying meal.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Walked to Burnham Park. It was beautiful. The lake, the paddle boats, the flowers… pure postcard-perfect. Tried to work my way through a crowded boat with several kids who wanted to take over. Took a lot of pictures. It would have been a perfect morning, except for the fact that I’m pretty sure I nearly capsized a paddle boat.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Decided on a picnic. Grabbed bread, cheese, and some fruit from a local market. Found a nice spot in a park. The view was amazing. The moment I opened the bread, a dog came sniffing around. I swear, it was the fastest I've ever eaten a sandwich.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Visited the Baguio City Public Market. A sensory overload! The air was filled with scents of spices, fruits, and… well, let’s say “everything.” The chaotic energy was exhilarating. The people were friendly, and I found some fantastic souvenirs.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Tried to find somewhere new and interesting. Found a restaurant with a romantic environment. Got to chat with some locals and learned a few phrases.
- Night (8:00 PM - onwards): Another early night. Still recovering from the altitude and the paddle boat incident.
Day 3: Mines View Park & a "Slight" Shopping Spree
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Surprisingly, the shower situation improved slightly. Maybe the water pressure gods were smiling on me.
- Breakfast (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Went to a local store and picked up some of the best fresh coffee. I also got some taho.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Went to Mines View Park. The view was absolutely breathtaking. And the vendors… well, they were persistent. And I mean pushy. But, hey, I did end up buying a questionable souvenir, which, I guess, is the point. Got a picture with the dog, which was cool.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Some tasty meals. Went to a small ramen shop and it was like heaven.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Shopping. Decided to indulge in some retail therapy. Found a few cute things to buy. Definitely went slightly overboard. My wallet will be crying.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Had dinner with a local friend, who I met at the market. I ordered steak.
- Night (8:00 PM - onwards): Packed my things.
Day 4: Departure & Reflections (and a lingering sense of “what did I just eat?”)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Last-minute packing. One last look at my room. Kind of grew to like the slightly-wonky charm of R Bed & Breakfast.
- Breakfast (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Simple stuff.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The bus back. Another interesting ride (and a slightly different route this time).
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Arrived at the airport.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - onwards): Back home. Started to think about my vacation. Did I sleep? What did I eat? All kinds of random thoughts.
Final Thoughts:
Baguio was… an experience. Messy, imperfect, and at times, slightly stressful. But also incredibly beautiful, delicious, and filled with a quirky charm that I’m not sure I’ll ever forget. And while the shower situation might haunt my dreams for years to come, would I go back? Absolutely. In a heartbeat. And that, my friends, is the magic of travel.
(P.S. I'm still trying to figure out what exactly was in that "local delicacy" I ate on Day 3… the taste was… memorable.)
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So, what *IS* this whole thing *actually* about? Like, the point, the *raison d'être*?
Okay, okay, good question. And honestly? I wish *I* had a concrete answer. It's... well, it's a bit of everything, isn't it? A mishmash of thoughts, feelings, experiences, and, let's be honest, a whole lotta rambling. Think of it as a digital brain dump. Today, we're tackling the universe... er, let's just say "life" and all its glorious messes. It's about my experiences, your experiences (maybe), things I've learned, or *haven't* learned, and generally just... *being*. So you know, it's all about *stuff*... and that stuff can be anything!
Wait, are you an expert? Because frankly, you sound like you're making this up as you go.
Expert? Honey, I'm still trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. The level of expertise here is "barely surviving adulthood." I'm like a walking, talking embodiment of Wikipedia with a severe case of ADD. I'm more of a "reluctant participant" than an "authority figure." And yes, I'm totally making this up as I go. Isn't life grand?
Just the other day, I tried to bake a cake. Looked like a volcanic eruption in my tiny kitchen. Smoke everywhere. The cat hid under the couch for three days. Expertise? Nope. Humorous disaster? You betcha.
Okay, fine, but give me something *specific*. Like, what kinda topics will we see here?
Oh geez, where do I even begin? It's like asking me to pick a favorite flavor of ice cream. (And for the record, it's mint chocolate chip. Don't judge.) We might touch on relationship stuff... you know, the joys and horrors of trying to navigate the minefield of human connection. Career woes? Absolutely. The existential dread of scrolling through social media for hours? That's practically a daily ritual.
Plus, the small stuff... the triumphs, the tiny annoyances, the sheer absurdity of everyday existence. Like, the time I spent twenty minutes searching for my glasses, only to realize they were perched on my head. #facepalm. See? It's all up for grabs.
Do you take requests? Or am I just here for your random ramblings?
I do! I'm a big softie at heart – well, maybe a *slightly* hardened marshmallow, but still. I love hearing from you. Hit me with your burning questions, your wild stories, your "help me, I'm drowning in debt" situations. I can't *promise* I'll have the answers, but I can guarantee I'll have an opinion, and probably a slightly inappropriate joke or two. Hit the comments, baby!
Also, for the record, I'm obsessed with true crime. So if you have any unsolved mysteries... Just kidding. (Mostly.)
What about the tone of all this? Is it going to be... you know... *positive*? Or are we going full doom and gloom?
Look, life is a rollercoaster. One minute you're screaming with joy, the next you're stuck upside down, questioning every life choice you've ever made. I'm aiming for a healthy dose of both. Hopeful, yes. Pollyanna-ish? Absolutely not.
I like to think of myself as a realist with a sprinkle of optimism and a dash of sardonic humor. Okay, maybe a *bucket* of sardonic humor. But hey, laughing at the chaos is a coping mechanism, right?
Do you have anything new to say?
Let me think... Hmm... Yep, I'm sure I do. I always do! Like, that time I thought I'd *finally* mastered the art of making coffee; it looked perfect. Beautiful, even. Then, the moment I took a swig, I realized I'd forgotten the coffee grounds. Just hot, brown water! The look on my face must have been priceless, a real-life meme.
Life's full of these little blunders. But it's amazing, how they stick in your memories way more than the times you get everything "right." So, yeah, I do. Always. I've got so much to say, probably too much, and it's all spilling out like a bad-tiled fountain.
What's the *worst* thing that's happened to you?
Oh, geez... the *worst*? Hmm... It's hard to pick just *one*. There's the obvious stuff, of course. Lost loved ones, broken hearts, that time I got fired from a job I actually liked. But the thing that haunts me? The *thing* that pops into my head at 3 AM and makes me want to hide under the covers?
Okay, so here it goes. I was, like, 19, and I decided to try and be "cool" and "artsy" at a local open mic night. I figured, "Hey, I'll write a poem!" I did! I rhymed. I used big words I barely understood! I got on stage. And my memory cuts out, but not totally. I think I started alright, but I remember the moment I completely blanked. The blank hit me, my brain went white, and all that came out was a sort of strangled, "Ummm... yeah... umm... the, uh, sun... sets... on the... uh..."
I stood there. Frozen. People were, for the love of all that is holy, *laughing*. I think I ran off stage and hid in the bathroom for a good hour. They might remember it now. I still get a cold sweat. Talk about humiliating. It's the kind of thing that makes you question your entire existence.
But, you know what? Now? Years later? It reminds me of how I'm not perfect. And, weirdly, it's a constant reminder that I'm human. So maybe, that's not the worst at all.
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