Namibia's Hidden Gem: Uncover the Majesty of Midgard Country Estate
Midgard Country Estate: Don't Just Visit Namibia, Live It! (A Rambling, Honest Review You Need to Read!)
Okay, so, I went to Midgard Country Estate in Namibia. And let me tell you, it wasn't just a vacation; it was an experience. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotels you find everywhere. This place? It's got soul. Now, I’m going to be honest, I’m not the best reviewer. I kinda ramble. And I get distracted easily. Bear with me, okay? But by the end of this thing, you'll be itching to book a flight. Guaranteed.
Accessibility: (Getting There, and Staying There!)
First things first: Accessibility. Look, Namibia is vast. It's beautiful. But it can be a bit of a trek. Midgard is, thankfully, well-situated. The car park [free of charge] is a godsend, especially if you’re doing that epic Namibia road trip, and having an airport transfer is a genius move because you just want to relax when you arrive in the country. And while I didn’t personally need it, seeing facilities for disabled guests present and listed is a huge win. They've thought of everything, which is a great start. Getting around the estate itself felt easy. I wouldn’t call it perfectly wheelchair accessible everywhere, but it’s certainly a lot better than a lot of other places I've been.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Because We’re All a Little Obsessed with Germs Now, Aren't We?)
Okay, so let's deal with the elephant in the room: COVID. The good news is that Midgard gets it. They’re on top of the hygiene game. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays… The whole shebang. You’re talking hand sanitizer everywhere (thank god!), staff rocking proper safety protocol training, and even sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe already, so this put my mind at ease big time. The fact that they offer room sanitization opt-out available (good for the environment, and for my mild OCD) is amazing. They even have a doctor/nurse on call – just in case your adventure gets a little too adventurous. The CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] make you feel safe which is, honestly, priceless.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (My Favorite Part!)
Alright, buckle up. Because this is where Midgard truly shines. The food is… well, it’s phenomenal. Let's break it down, shall we?
- Restaurants: Yes, plural! This is a huge win. There’s an a la carte restaurant, a buffet in restaurant, and a vegetarian restaurant (very important, especially if you're traveling with a picky vegan, like cough me).
- Breakfast: Oh, the breakfast! Breakfast [buffet] is the champion here. Think mountains of fresh fruit, pastries that practically melt in your mouth, and a full spread of hot breakfast options. The Asian breakfast option was a delicious surprise, and the Western breakfast was classic and comforting. They even have breakfast in room and breakfast takeaway service – perfect for those early morning adventures.
- Lunch/Dinner: The Asian cuisine in restaurant was worth the trip alone for the food. The International cuisine in restaurant isn't just good – it’s adventurous. They make a mean salad in restaurant and a fantastic soup in restaurant. I'm not sure what kind of magic they have, but every meal was a pleasure.
- Drinks: Do not miss the Poolside bar! A cold drink after a day of exploring is the perfect ending. Happy hour is a must-try, and the bar is well-stocked. And hey, Bottle of water in your room? A thoughtful touch.
The Vibe: (Because Relaxation is Mandatory!)
Okay, this is where Midgard really, really gets it right. It's not just a hotel; it’s an escape.
- Pool Life: The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous. The Pool with view? Even more gorgeous! You can just chill out, soak up the sun, and pretend you’re a millionaire.
- Spa Day: Okay, I did a whole spa day. This is mandatory. The Spa is divine. I’m talking Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath… The works. I spent a solid hour in the Sauna and Steamroom. Yeah. I was basically a prune by the end, but a very, very relaxed prune. The Massage? Oh my god. Pure bliss.
- Beyond the Spa: They also have a Fitness center, if you're that kind of person (not me, no way!).
Things to Do: (Adventure Awaits!)
You’re not just going to sit around all day (unless you’re me, in which case, you might). Midgard offers plenty to keep you occupied. They have tons of things to do!
Services and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Make a Big Difference)
Okay, let's get practical for a second. This place has thought of everything.
- Conveniences: Daily housekeeping, concierge, laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage… it's all there! The cash withdrawal service is super handy too, since you might be relying on your credit card only.
- Business Needs: They also have business facilities, including meeting/banquet facilities and meeting stationery – perfect for a work trip that feels like a vacation.
- Other Goodies: Safety deposit boxes in case you need them, a convenience store for those essential snacks. Just brilliant.
For the Kids (Because Family Vacations are a Thing!)
I'm not a parent, but I saw plenty of happy families while I was there. They have Kids facilities and Babysitting service. Sounds like a winner!
The Rooms: (Your Own Little Oasis)
Okay, the rooms are beautiful! They are well-equipped, and you can see they took time, care, and consideration into designing them.
- Comfort: Air conditioning is a must in Namibia, and they've got it. You get air conditioning in public area too, and blackout curtains, soundproofing, and a supremely comfy bed. The linens were top-notch, and you also get towels and bathrobes.
- Tech: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, it actually works. And it's fast! No more frustrating buffering during your Netflix binges (on-demand movies available).
- Extra Touches: A coffee/tea maker, a mini bar, and even a free bottled water make a big difference. The bathrobes and slippers were a great touch.
The Imperfections (Because Nothing is Perfect!):
Okay, I have to be honest. Nothing is ever truly perfect, right?
- Internet and Internet [LAN]: Okay, so the Wi-Fi in the rooms and Wi-Fi in public areas were good most of the time. But, there were a few moments, while streaming a movie in my room, where it gave me a bit of trouble. However, the front desk was quick in helping me, and the problem was solved in a minute.
- Pets: I would have loved to have bought my little dog to enjoy with me. But the good news is that they are pets allowed unavailable, which is a good thing for people like me.
- Finding Your Room: The buildings spread out, so it may take a couple of minutes to find your room! Also, some rooms are on the second floor, so maybe not ideal for people with mobility issues.
- Room Decorations: While the rooms are comfortable, I think the aesthetics could be slightly improved. But, even so, the room was comfortable, and I liked it.
Midgard Country Estate: The Verdict
Look, Midgard Country Estate isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a place to unwind, explore, and connect with the stunning beauty of Namibia. From the exceptional food and top-notch safety precautions to the incredible spa and the friendly staff, this place gets everything right. I'm already planning my return trip.
My Strong Recommendation - BOOK NOW! You deserve this!
P.S. - They also have a shrine. I didn't use it, but it's there. Consider this a sign: book the trip. You won't regret it!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your beige-toned, perfectly-planned travel brochure. This is Midgard, Namibia, the way it actually happened. And lemme tell you, it was… an experience.
Midgard Country Estate: Operation "Escape the Ordinary" (and Possibly, My Sanity)
Day 1: Arrival and Tentative Embracing (of the Vastness)
- 8:00 AM - The Great Airport Debacle: Okay, first off, Windhoek International? Feels more like a particularly well-stocked shed than a major international hub. Immigration? Took longer than my last relationship. I swear, those guys were scrutinising my passport like it was a particularly suspicious potato. Eventually, freedom! Sweet, dusty Namibian freedom!
- 9:30 AM - Car Rental Chaos (or "Where's the bloody spare key?!"): Driving on the left is already a disaster zone. Then, the rental car situation. Let's just say after half an hour of intense negotiation with a man who looked perpetually on the brink of a nap, I got keys to a… well, a vehicle. I’m pretty sure it’s a car. It's got wheels. Good enough.
- 10:30 AM - Road Trip, Baby! (and the Panic Sets In): The drive to Okahandja was… a blur. Vast, empty landscapes that stretch forever. It's beautiful, in a "makes you feel like a tiny, insignificant speck" kind of way. I spent the entire time gripping the steering wheel, praying I hadn't accidentally booked an actual death trap. My internal monologue consisted mostly of, "Are we there yet? Are we even going the right way? Is that a vulture? Is that a sign of things to come?"
- 1:00 PM - Midgard Country Estate (Thank God): The gate opened, and BAM! Lush, green, beautiful. It’s like a mirage! The staff was lovely though, it's almost worth the long drive through… nothingness. They greeted me with a cool drink, probably to bring my blood pressure back to earth.
- 2:00 PM - That Room, That View: Okay, the room. HUGE. Honestly bigger than some of the flats I’ve lived in. And the view? Rolling hills, that red Namibian sand. So. Peace. Full. I think I actually let out a little sigh of contentment. Then I saw the mosquito net. Mosquitoes. Oh, joy.
- 3:00 PM - Poolside Procrastination: I'm meant spend some time with the pool, but I'm already in my head. Swimming is the last thing I want to do right now. I'm just staring at the scenery. I need to chill the hell out.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Under the Stars (Maybe Not): Evening came, and with it, the promise of a romantic dinner under the Namibian sky! Sigh. Except, there was a family with three screaming kids at the next table, and I am a little bit embarrassed to be here. Still beautiful though. The food was good, a bit plain. But the wine! Decent enough. The stars did eventually make an appearance, but the screams of the children were a constant reminder of… well, life.
Day 2: Animal Encounters and Existential Dread (A Midgard Trilogy)
- 7:00 AM - The Dawn Game Drive (and the Bug That Ruined Everything): I was up before the sun, all chirpy and excited about the safari thing. Big mistake. The sunrise was beautiful, truly breathtaking. Then, a tiny… I think it was a tick?… landed on my neck and bit me. It was a small creature, yet my soul was destroyed. For the rest of the morning all I could think was the tick, the itch, and its potential consequences.
- 8:00 AM - The Animals! (Eventually): So, after the tick incident, I got over my mood. The game drive was better. I saw giraffes, all elegant and awkward at the same time. The rhinos were majestic (from far away, I’m not about to challenge a rhino). Wildebeest, and zebras. It was like my own personal, mobile zoo.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast Redemption : Back at the hotel, I ate breakfast. It was like a new beginning. A new day!
- 1:00 PM - The Horseback Riding Disaster: Okay, I had visions of galloping across the plains, wind in my hair, feeling free and one with nature. That was not the reality. My horse, whose name I’ve mercifully forgotten, seemed to actively dislike me. We spent most of the time going in circles, and I spent most of the time clinging on for dear life. The guide, a stoic Namibian man kept a straight face while trying not to laugh. I'm sure he'd seen it all before.
- 3:00 PM - Poolside Round 2: This time, I had decided to get over myself. The water was cold, but refreshing. The sun was beating down, hot like it was trying to melt my spine. I read a book, I napped. It was blissful.
- 7:00 PM - Sundowners and the Unstoppable Sunset: Okay, this was perfect. Cocktails as the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in a million shades of orange and pink. I finally, finally, understood why people rave about Namibia. It was stunning. And I forgot, for a little while, about the tick.
Day 3: Leaving Midgard (and the lingering scent of adventure)
- 8:00 AM - Final Breakfast: I had a little over cooked egg, that was alright.
- 10:00 AM - Goodbye Midgard: Packed, paid, and ready to go. I’m not sure I'm ready to leave yet.
The Verdict?
Midgard Country Estate? It's a mixed bag. Beautiful scenery, some genuinely amazing experiences, some moments of sheer terror (especially the horse). It's certainly not perfect, it's authentic - and that's exactly what made it so memorable. Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I'm bringing a whole can of bug spray, and maybe a crash course in horse whispering. And definitely, definitely a therapist. Just in case.
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