Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel: Luxury You Won't Believe!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the… well, hopefully unbelievably luxurious world of the Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel. This isn’t your cookie-cutter, TripAdvisor-perfect review; this is the real deal, unfiltered and probably a little scatterbrained, just like me after a week of chasing toddler tantrums. So, here’s my brutally honest take, SEO-optimized and ready to woo you into booking a stay, imperfections and all.
Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel: Luxury You Won't Believe! (Unless You Read This)
Let's get one thing straight: The name sets the bar HIGH. "Unbelievable"? Okay, LaSalle, you’ve got my attention. Let's see if you can actually deliver on that promise.
Accessibility: Where's the Ramp, Dude? (And How Easy is it to Get Around?)
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. Listen, I'm not in a wheelchair but I've traveled with people who are. It's a huge deal. From what I've gathered from skimming the details, it seems like the LaSalle tries. They list "facilities for disabled guests," which is a start. But the devil’s in the details: the specifics about ramps, elevators, and accessible room features are vague to me. I'd call and quiz them before booking. Don't trust the website completely! It’s crucial to confirm that the property truly wheelchair accessible. They do list an elevator (a non-negotiable) and even a car park [free of charge]–which is a huge win in the city–so that's a start but don’t let me say this again: call them. Get specific answers. And hey, kudos to them for even mentioning it. So many hotels just… don't. CCTV in common areas indicates that the hallways are monitored which is very assuring.
Cleanliness and Safety: Is it Germ-Free or Just Pretending?
This is hugely important, especially post-pandemic. The LaSalle appears to be taking this seriously, at least on paper. Daily disinfection in common areas is fantastic. Anti-viral cleaning products? Excellent! Rooms sanitized between stays? Good. Professional-grade sanitizing services? Yes, please! Staff trained in safety protocol? Sounds promising. Now, the reality? That's the million-dollar question. I’d want to see visual evidence of this. Are staff wearing masks? Are hand sanitizer stations actually stocked and used? Are the common areas sparkling? The hand sanitizer is also a necessity for this hotel.
Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: Wow, that's a major plus. They're also offering room sanitization opt-out available which is a great service for the budget-conscious of us.
Getting Around: Wheels, Wings, and Wobbly Legs
Airport transfer is a definite perk, especially after a long flight. Car park [on-site] and car park [free of charge] are major city wins, although always double-check if they’re actually available because it is possible to have some surprises. Valet parking? Hello, luxury! While I wouldn't use it, taxi service is always a plus when it's easily accessible.
Internet, Glorious Internet (And the Annoying Lack Thereof):
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! It's a modern necessity, folks. Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas. All of this is great, and good for business. Internet [LAN] offers a backup, and laptop workspace is a nice touch.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Will it Be a Culinary Adventure or a Disappointment?
Alright, here’s where things get interesting. The LaSalle boasts a boatload of dining options: restaurants, a la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant and desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Snack bar. Asian breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Room service [24-hour]. That's a lot. I’m already envisioning myself gorging on a mountain of pancakes, and then regretting it later, of course. The fact that they have Alternative meal arrangement and Individually-wrapped food options show they're thinking about food safety and customer preferences.
The Real Test: The Experiences
Let's talk about the experiences and what really makes this hotel sing or make your stomach churn.
- Pool with view - This one is tricky. Sometimes you can get a view. Sometimes you can get a view of the neighboring brick wall. Hopefully it's the former.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom - Okay, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Spa hotels are what memories are made of! And the Sauna can offer a detoxifying experience.
- Gym/fitness, Fitness center - This is awesome for workout enthusiasts.
- Massage - Need.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] and Swimming pool - Having the option for a swim would be very satisfying and a lot of fun!
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath - That sounds so cool, I'd love to try some of these!
My Personal, Stream-of-Consciousness Experience (Hypothetical… for Now!)
Okay, let's pretend I'm actually there. I arrive, jet-lagged and slightly frazzled, after a grueling flight. (Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad, but I feel like it was.)
I check in. No, wait. Check-in/out [express] is a plus! Hopefully, the doorman is cheerful and the concierge is actually helpful, not just pretending to be.
I race to my non-smoking room. Okay, I'm already loving the Air conditioning and Blackout curtains. Did I mention I am a light sleeper? The soundproofing is a godsend.
I collapse on the extra long bed (hopefully!) and take a deep breath. The slippers and bathrobes are a nice touch. I need a shower, and the shower is a must-have. The separate shower/bathtub combo? Pure bliss. I love, love, love a bath with a glass of wine.
Later, I’m hitting the spa. Maybe I'll get a massage, which I deserve after the flight. Then a dip in the swimming pool - with a view!
But… Here Comes the Real Reality Check:
The staff. Are they friendly? Attentive? Efficient? Or will I spend half my time trying to flag down a waiter or get someone to fix the TV? This is a huge factor. Staff trained in safety protocol may or may not equate to actually caring.
And the food! Is the Asian cuisine in restaurant authentic? Or will it be some sad, watered-down version? The room service. Will it be fast? Or will it be the usual hour-long wait for a lukewarm burger? This can make or break an experience.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The LaSalle seems to have thought of a lot of the little things: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace. This is great!
For the Kids (or Maybe Just the Kid in You):
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Great for those of us travelling with kids, but the details are what matter. Are there actually good activities for kids?
Serious Considerations
- Are Pets Allowed? No, which is a dealbreaker for me, a fervent dog lover! (Yes, that is a selfish opinion to put on here.)
- Proposal Spot Okay, I’m a sucker for romance. But that’s kind of neat.
Wrapping It Up (and the Unbelievable Offer!)
So, is the Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel actually unbelievable? I can't say for sure without experiencing it. But the amenities sound promising. What I do know is that they need to deliver on what they promise.
Here is my pitch. Please note that this is just my thoughts!
The Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel: Your Escape into Luxury!
**Book your stay today
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn’t your perfectly-curated Instagram feed. This is real travel, Chicago-style, from the perspective of someone who may or may not have a slight caffeine addiction. And we're starting at The LaSalle Chicago, Autograph Collection, because…well, because it's there.
The LaSalle Chicago: A Rambling, Somewhat Chaotic Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Glamour…and Immediate Caffeine Withdrawal.
- 1:00 PM: Land at O'Hare. Ugh, the airport. Seriously, why do they make it so long? The flight was fine; even managed to snag an extra bag of peanuts from a strategically timed bathroom break (don’t judge). Now, the mad dash for baggage claim. Please let my luggage be there. Please. (Internal monologue: "Remember to breathe. You're in Chicago. Breathe.")
- 2:00 PM: Taxi/Uber (depending on traffic and my general mental state) to The LaSalle. Ah, the sweet, sweet promise of…a stylish hotel. Upon arrival, the exterior is impressive and the lobby…damn. Marble, chandeliers, the whole shebang. I felt a sudden urge to clutch a tiny dog.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in. Smooth sailing, thankfully. No rogue fees (yet!). Up to my room. First impression: "Wow." Second impression: "Okay, now where’s the coffee maker?" I'd had a terrible coffee on the plane. This is a crisis.
- 3:00 PM: Unpack (ish). Okay, let’s be honest, I toss everything onto the bed. That's a "unpack" to me. I will organize it tomorrow. I will. I have an iron. I'm a grown-up.
- 3:30 PM: Coffee run. Starbucks is across the street; it’s my lifeline right now. Maybe I'll try a pastry. Don't judge. Caffeine before civilization, that's the motto.
- 4:00 PM: Explore the hotel a little more. The gym is…intimidating. I'm pretty sure I saw someone bench-pressing a small car. I'll pass. The bar, though…now we’re talking.
- 5:00 PM: Drinks at the hotel bar. Okay, this is where it’s at. They have a phenomenal cocktail menu. I ordered a Martini. And another. And maybe a tiny snack. This is luxurious. I am feeling very sophisticated and I'm going to stay here ALL night.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner reservation at a swanky restaurant. (Not the hotel one. Tonight, I need to get out.) Trying something a little more adventurous cuisine. The whole experience ended up being fun! The food was delectable, the staff was kind, and the atmosphere was lovely.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel! After dinner, the bar is calling. I'm chatting with the bartender, who shared some insider tips on the local food scene. I am making another Martini. Goodnight.
Day 2: Deep Dish Dreams & Architectural Wonders (and a potential sugar crash)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up feeling good! Okay, also with a slight headache. Probably the Martini’s fault. Coffee. Coffee is the solution. I will NOT skip breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Omelet. Done.
- 10:00 AM: The Great Deep Dish Pizza Quest Begins. Lou Malnati's. It's a Chicago rite of passage. The wait was long, but worth it. That cheese pull… pure poetry. I ate way too much. Regret? Maybe a little. Happiness? Mostly.
- 12:00 PM: Architectural Boat Tour. Chicago is stunning from the water. The buildings are gorgeous, fascinating history, and the guide had the perfect balance of facts and humor. I took so many photos. I had a wonderful time until the wind got to me!
- 2:00 PM: A sweet treat to celebrate the successful tour. I have a craving for something sweet, so I wander into a cute little shop with homemade gelato.
- 3:00 PM: Shopping on Michigan Avenue. I wander around, window shopping is more my speed.
- 5:00 PM: Happy hour at a local bar. The bartender is playing my favorite music. So, you know, I have to stay awhile.
- 7:00 PM: After many drinks, there is a pizza place across from the bar. I may have ordered a pizza. I can not pass up on a delicious pizza.
- 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel! I'm exhausted in a good way.
Day 3: Museum Mayhem, Blues & Farewell (and the looming dread of the flight home)
- 9:00 AM: Finally! A morning that starts easy. Breakfast. Reading a book. Enjoying the moment.
- 10:00 AM: A stroll through Millennium Park, but quickly ducking inside the Art Institute of Chicago. The art is beautiful. I love all the art.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I find a place known for its sandwiches. I devour my lunch.
- 2:30 PM: Heading to a blues club! (I'll be honest, I'm not a huge blues person, but I'm determined to embrace the Chicago vibe.)
- 4:30 PM: Back to the LaSalle. I'm a little sad. The city seems so lively after all the adventures I had!
- 5:00 PM: Final cocktail at the bar. A farewell toast to Chicago.
- 6:00 PM: Pack (properly this time, I swear).
- 7:00 PM: Ordering some more food. I'm not ready to leave the city yet.
- 8:00 PM: Head to the airport. The familiar anxieties of travel are washing over me.
- 10:00 PM: Goodbye, Chicago.
Final Thoughts:
Chicago, you were a whirlwind. The LaSalle was a luxurious base camp. The food was incredible (my waistline might disagree). The people were friendly. And I'm pretty sure I need a vacation from my vacation. But hey, isn't that the point? A little chaos, a lot of fun, and a whole lot of memories. I'll be back. Eventually. Maybe. Once I've recovered from the pizza.
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Unbelievable LaSalle Chicago Hotel: Frequently Asked... Oh, Where Do I Even Begin?
Okay, so you're thinking about this "Unbelievable LaSalle" place, huh? Look, I've been. I've *lived* there for a weekend. And let me tell you, it’s… something. Consider this less a formal guide and more my unfiltered ramblings after a particularly potent martini (or two) at their bar. Fair warning: I’m not exactly known for brevity. Prepare for the ride.
Is it *actually* unbelievable? Like, the name promises… a lot.
Unbelievable? Well, depends on your definition. It's certainly *memorable*. And yes, there are moments where you actually *do* whisper "Wow," usually after stumbling into the lobby and inhaling that ridiculous floral arrangement that probably costs more than my car (don't judge, I'm single and prioritize comfort). But then there's the elevator that takes approximately the same time to ascend as the transatlantic voyage. So, unbelievable in the sense of consistent perfection? Nah. Unbelievable in terms of a unique experience? Absolutely.
My Take: It's undeniably fancy, but that's not always a good thing. Sometimes, you just want a comfy bed and a decent coffee.
What about the rooms? Are they worth the price tag? (Because, let's be honest, it's a hefty one.)
Alright, the rooms. They're… *nice*. Really, *really* nice. Think plush everything. Like, seriously plush carpets you could probably nap on (and I considered it). The beds are cloud-level comfortable. The bathrooms? Marble, darling, *marble*. But here’s the thing: that "unbelievable" factor doesn't *always* translate to the rooms themselves. My first time there, I swear I got the small room. Tiny, not what the pictures portrayed. I was a little… disappointed. And yeah, the prices are eye-watering. You’re paying for *the experience*, the status, the bragging rights, I guess. Is it worth *it*? That's a question only your bank account can answer, and I'm not sure even *mine* could say yes.
The food! I keep hearing about this incredible restaurant. Is it true?
Ah, the restaurant! They call it something ridiculously fancy, of course – think "Ethereal Reflections," or some such nonsense. Look, the food *is* good. No, scratch that, the food is *amazing*. I had the… (trying to remember, it was the last visit) The steak. Oh. My. God. I'm drooling just thinking about it. It was cooked to literal perfection. The presentation? Art. The wine list? A small novel.
Anecdote alert! I was awkwardly there with my ex, and even *he* shut up (which is a miracle) to savor the steak. The only blemish was the waiter who clearly preferred to someone with a much better outfit, gave us the stink eye, but whatever, he might be right, my ex was wearing a wrinkled tshirt, and I, well, I had my favorite jeans.
Is the hotel location convenient for... well, everything?
The location is mostly great. It's smack-dab in the middle of everything. You can walk to pretty much any tourist trap you can think of (Millennium Park, the Bean, the Art Institute, etc.). Uber and taxis are *super* abundant, though I did once get stuck in some insane traffic trying to the airport, it was awful, don't go at rush hour.
The service. What's the deal? Are the staff overly pretentious?
Pretentious? Hmm. Some are. Some are angels. Look, it's a mixed bag. You'll encounter people who treat you like royalty and others who seem to think you shouldn't even be breathing the same air (I'm looking at you, the snooty guy at the front desk, who I am pretty sure didn't even blink when I checked in, never mind say hi). They obviously hire based on appearance, maybe that's the real Unbelievable, I don't know. But the staff is usually pretty attentive. The doormen are genuinely lovely, and the bartenders are excellent. If you're polite and tip well, you'll generally be fine.
Okay, so you have to spill the tea. Any major complaints? What REALLY annoyed you?
Oh, honey, where do I even begin? Okay, so a *major* annoyance? The...wait for it... THE POOL. Or, lack thereof. I'm a swimmer, and I was so excited for luxurious laps and maybe a massage. But there's no pool. And the spa? It's tiny. TINY. So, forget that fantasy. I once heard someone complaining about the noise from the street, but you shouldn’t be running around in the city or swimming, you should be shopping and drinking cocktails. The noise didn't bother me, but I guess it depends on your room. And then, there's the room service bill. Prepare for sticker shock. I once ordered a club sandwich and a bottle of water. It cost more than some people's rent. Seriously. It's highway robbery, I swear.
Overall verdict? Would you go back? And would YOU recommend it?
Hmm. Okay. The Unbelievable LaSalle is… well, it’s *an experience*. You'll probably feel like you're in a movie. The food? Divine. The beds? Heavenly. The potential for people-watching? Gold. The price tag? Ouch. Would *I* go back? Probably. When someone else is paying. Would I *recommend* it? Look, if you have the disposable income, and you're prepared for a potentially overwhelming experience, absolutely. If you're on a budget or easily intimidated, maybe try somewhere… less "unbelievable." And if you do go? Order the steak. Trust me on that.
