Escape to Paradise: Miami Mar Hotel, Spain's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the raw, unfiltered truth about Escape to Paradise: Miami Mar Hotel, Spain's Hidden Gem! Forget those perfectly polished hotel reviews. This is me, blabbing about it like I'm talking to my best friend over a ridiculously overpriced latte. Let's just say, I've got opinions. And a serious caffeine habit.
Escape to Paradise: Miami Mar Hotel – Spain's Hidden Gem? (Maybe, Maybe Not… Let’s Dive In!)
So, Miami Mar. Sounds swanky, right? "Escape to Paradise." Okay, okay, I'm already picturing myself, cocktail in hand, bronzed and beautiful… or, you know, me, slightly sunburned and fumbling with the Wi-Fi password.
Accessibility: Is it a Pain in the… Well, You Know?
Alright, let’s get the practical stuff out of the way first. Accessibility. This is important. Straight up. The website says they have "Facilities for disabled guests." That's a tick in the right direction. I didn't personally need it, but I did notice an Elevator. Bonus points! More details about specific accessibility features would be super helpful for people who need them, obviously. Maybe they could hire someone to really get into the nitty-gritty - a proper access audit, not just a generic "we've got an elevator, yay us!"
Cleanliness and Safety: Did I Survive Germageddon?
Okay, look. We’re all a bit obsessed with germs these days, which is a good thing, generally. The Miami Mar seems to be on board, thankfully. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I saw staff wearing masks, and hand sanitizer was everywhere. I mean, I even saw a Doctor/nurse on call listed which, thank god, because I got a little too adventurous with the local street food on my second night (more on that later… yikes!). The Hand sanitizer was plentiful, but I still felt like I had to wash my hands every five seconds. Probably a personal failing. They also offer Room sanitization opt-out available, which is an interesting touch for the more eco-conscious.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Glutton's Guide to Miami Mar
This is where things get interesting. Let’s start with the good: The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty decent, definitely a solid start to the day. They had the usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries, and a surprisingly good selection of fresh fruit. I actually loved the Western breakfast. They also had an Asian breakfast. I'm not usually an Asian breakfast kind of person, but hey, I've been known to try new things… once. The Coffee/tea in restaurant were also free and flowing, which, as I mentioned, is crucial. The Poolside bar? Heaven! That's where the "Escape to Paradise" vibe really hit. I spent a solid afternoon parked next to the pool, sipping something fruity and avoiding the sun (okay, maybe not avoiding it completely… see sunburn above).
Now, for the less-good…
The Restaurants themselves felt a little… formulaic. They had A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant, but nothing really blew me away. It felt like they were trying to offer everything to everyone, and kinda ended up missing the mark on doing anything exceptionally well. I was a little disappointed by the Vegetarian restaurant. They had some vegetarian options, but the flavors were a little bland. The bar was great though!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreamin'
Okay, this is where Miami Mar really shines. The Spa is legit. I indulged in a Massage, and oh. My. God. It was heavenly. I nearly fell asleep mid-stroke. They also have a Sauna, Steamroom, and a Foot bath. I definitely used the Pool with view, and the Swimming pool [outdoor] was beautiful. They also offer Body scrub and Body wrap… I didn't try them, but I was tempted. The Gym/fitness center was what you'd expect, but in my opinion, the focus should be on relaxation, not exercise. I'm on vacation!
Services and Conveniences: The Fine Print
The Concierge was helpful, although I didn't need to use them too much. Daily housekeeping was great. Laundry service was handy, because travel always gets messy, and all those sunburned clothes were never going to wash themselves. The Currency exchange was easy enough, and I liked that they had Cash withdrawal. Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver. They also offer Invoice provided, which is essential for business travelers. They have Dry cleaning, which is so luxurious!
For the Kids: Family Friendly?
This hotel is definitely Family/child friendly. They provide Babysitting service, and have Kids facilities and a Kids meal. This place is great for families.
Getting Around: Transportation and Parking
Car park [free of charge] is a huge bonus! Airport transfer is available. There’s a Taxi service, of course and you can even get Valet parking. I did not use it. I like to park my own car and be frugal when I travel so I used the Car park [free of charge] every day.
Available in all rooms: The Essentials
Here's what you can expect in the rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Mini bar, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, and Wi-Fi [free].
My Personal Anecdote: The Great Paella Incident
Okay, prepare yourselves, because this is a story. I decided to be cultured and try the paella at a local restaurant, one recommended by… well, let’s just say I didn't research it properly. I ended up… well, let’s just say I spent a large portion of day two, close to the room. When I called the hotel’s Doctor/nurse on call, they were incredibly professional and helpful. They were calm, even though I was, admittedly, a little dramatic. Honestly, that level of care, that quick response, made all the difference. That moment, that little "incident," really sealed the deal for me. The staff went above and beyond.
The Verdict: Is it Really a Hidden Gem?
Look, "Hidden Gem" is a strong claim. Miami Mar isn't perfect. It's got its flaws. But it's charming, comfortable, and the staff are genuinely lovely. The spa is worth the trip alone. The free parking is amazing! If you want a relaxing getaway with a good balance of amenities and a truly caring staff, then yes, I'd say Miami Mar is worth considering.
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Escape the Ordinary: Your Luxurious Beijing Airport Getaway at CITIC Hotel
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your Aunt Mildred's meticulously planned travel brochure. We're diving headfirst into… well, me, at the Hotel Miami Mar in Sant Carles de la Ràpita, Spain. Buckle up. It's gonna be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival, Exhaustion, and the Smell of the Sea (Mostly Good)
- Morning (aka, the Unholy Hour that Airlines Love): Ugh. Flight. The usual torture chamber of stale air and crying babies. I swear, I saw a toddler try to eat a seatbelt. But, we made it! Barcelona airport. Then, the rental car… which, let's be honest, I named "Betsy" because she's a bit temperamental. Navigating Spanish roundabouts felt like being thrown into a gladiator pit. I'm pretty sure I almost killed a small family of cyclists. Betsy and I are still working on our communication skills.
- Afternoon: Finally, finally, finally arrive at the Hotel Miami Mar. Honestly, the lobby felt a little… dated. Think faded floral wallpaper and a slightly musty smell. But hey, the staff were genuinely lovely, like, really nice. Checked in, got the key, and hauled my giant suitcase (packed to survive a nuclear winter, as usual) up to the room. Room service? Nope. A quick 'n' easy supermarket trip for supplies. The view from the balcony? Glorious. The Mediterranean, just shimmering. That smell of the salty sea hits you and just… melts away the stress. I could have stayed there forever, except I was seriously hangry.
- Evening: Okay, this is where it gets hilarious. Decided to be all "authentic" and go to a little tapas place down the street. My Spanish is… well, it's generous to call it "survival level." Ordered something with a lot of pointing, a lot of "por favor," and a healthy dose of sheer dumb luck. Ended up with fried baby squid. Good grief. Never had it before, and let me tell you, it was like something that tasted of the sea, the sun and that Spanish flair. I swear, I almost ate the tentacles. So, it was good! The local wine, though… that was the real star. Went back to the hotel, collapsed in the bed - totally worth it.
Day 2: The Beach, the Breeze, and a Near-Disaster with a Seafood Paella
- Morning: Awoke with the sun. Hit the beach. The sand was, you know, sand. The water? Crystal clear. Spent hours, just existing. The sun kissed my skin gently. I swear, my brain stopped functioning. The waves lapped gently, the sea gently kissing the shore. I may have dozed off under a parasol for a bit, and then realized, I had a nasty sunburn.
- Afternoon: Tried to order paella at a seaside restaurant. Again, my Spanish failed me miserably. Ordered what I thought was seafood paella… what I got… was a monster seafood paella, overflowing with… everything. Big prawn heads glaring at me from the plate. I almost had a panic attack. But, I soldiered on. It was pretty delicious, actually, once I got past the initial shock. Ended up accidentally eating half the plate. Felt like I needed a nap after that and a good dose of water, and finally found my way back to the hotel.
- Evening: This is where the meltdown almost happened. Went for a walk along the cliffs. The wind was vicious. My hat blew off. Tried to chase it. Almost fell into the sea. Ended up laughing hysterically at myself, mostly because I'd completely embraced the chaos by this point. Made a mental note to buy a new hat and to take a very long, very hot shower.
Day 3: Exploring and the Hidden Gem:
- Morning: The whole "sunburn" debacle. I should really know better. Ended up spending the morning at the hotel pool. Finally, learned how to swim, or at least, float without looking like a dying squid.
- Afternoon: Decided to visit the Ebro Delta Natural Park. It was beautiful and the nature and wildlife was amazing. The whole area was just, a whole "vibe".
- Evening: Dinner again. No more seafood. Found a little restaurant in the old town. Great food. Great service. The most relaxing evening.
Day 4: The Departure (with a side of bittersweet)
- Morning: Packed. Said goodbye to Betsy. Had one last, slightly teary-eyed look at the sea. This place! This place!
- Afternoon: Drove back to the airport. A bit melancholy, to be honest. This little Spanish town and this lovely hotel had really grown on me. Maybe I'd come back.
- Evening: Back on the plane. Already dreaming of paella, sunshine, and the chaotic beauty of the Hotel Miami Mar.
Overall Rating: Hotel Miami Mar? Not perfect. A little rough around the edges. But, completely charming. The staff, the location, the sea… totally worth it. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. (Minus one star for the slightly questionable wallpaper.) Would return? Absolutely. Would recommend? Yes, but with a warning: Embrace the chaos. And learn a few basic Spanish phrases. Trust me. You'll need them. And maybe invest in a hat that stays put.
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