Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri! - A Review That's Actually Real (And Maybe a Little Crazy)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I've just emerged, blinking and slightly bewildered, from a stay at the Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri, and let me tell you, it’s an experience. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotel reviews. This is the real deal, the unvarnished truth, complete with all my chaotic, opinionated, and sometimes slightly hysterical reactions. And yes, I’m going to cover everything, even the complimentary toothbrush.
First Impressions: The Access & Accessibility Dance
Getting to Votel DePratnya Kediri was a breeze, thanks to their airport transfer (thank god, because I'm hopeless with directions). They've got a bunch of parking – free, even! – and valet, which is a nice touch. But now, the real question: accessibility. Frankly, if you’ve got mobility issues, this place is pretty good. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Check. Think ramps and wide hallways. I spotted a wheelchair entrance, and that got a big check in my book.
Internet Angst & Wi-Fi Woes… Mostly!
Listen, in the age of instant gratification, a hotel's Wi-Fi is basically oxygen. And Votel? They seem to get it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! You've got internet access throughout the hotel, but you can also plug in directly with a LAN cable if you're old-school (or, you know, need super-reliable connection for that important video call). Internet access? Obviously. Internet services? They got 'em. Wi-Fi in public areas? No issues there. Honestly, the Wi-Fi was surprisingly decent, especially for a hotel of this caliber.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Actually Survive? (Just Kidding… Mostly)
Okay, let's get serious. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge me!), particularly after…well, you know. And Votel takes its cleanliness seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Daily disinfection in common areas? They were on it. Hand sanitizer everywhere! Room sanitization opt-out available? Awesome! Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. They've got all the usual suspects – Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Professional-grade sanitizing services – so I felt pretty safe. The only thing missing was a hazmat suit for me (kidding!).
The Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary… With a Few Quirks
My room? Well, it was a room. Okay, more than a room. It was actually pretty darn luxurious. Air conditioning that actually worked (hallelujah!), blackout curtains (essential for this sleepyhead), a comfy bed, and a desk for all my important life-planning. Wi-Fi [free]? Yep. Mirror? Yep. Hair dryer? You betcha. Bathrobes, slippers? Check and check. They even had complimentary tea and free bottled water. But… and there's always a "but," isn't there? My coffee maker had a mysterious stain… I'm pretty sure it wasn't coffee. I opted for room service coffee after I discovered it.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: The Food Coma Chronicles Begins!
Alright, let's talk about the good stuff. The food. Because let's be honest, a big part of any hotel stay is the grub. Breakfast [buffet]? Yep. Breakfast service? Yes indeed! Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, International cuisine in restaurant? All there. And it was good. The buffet was MASSIVE (I’m talking rows and rows of things to eat) and had everything from your bog-standard bacon and eggs to some seriously intriguing Indonesian dishes. The coffee shop and poolside bar are also must-visits. I spent an entire afternoon lounging by the pool with a cocktail, completely ignoring my to-do list, and it was glorious. You can also get a Bottle of water in your room.
But the biggest highlight? The 24-hour room service. Because, you know, midnight cravings are a real thing. One night, I ordered a mountain of soup – and it was the best soup of my life (a slight exaggeration, but it was really good). The menu is extensive, with options for days. It was a lifesaver on the days I was too lazy to leave my room. I saw a Vegetarian restaurant and a Happy hour, but I was too full.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Here I Come?
Okay, get this—they have a spa. A real, honest-to-goodness spa. And I, a stressed-out travel blogger, had to experience it. Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Sauna, Foot bath… I basically spent a whole afternoon being pampered. My back pain melted away, and I emerged feeling like a different person. The Pool with view was also fantastic, as was the Swimming pool [outdoor]. So if you’re looking to de-stress, Votel is a good bet. Plus, there’s a Gym/fitness center if you like that sort of thing, which I don't.
Services & Conveniences: Your Every Need, Met (Almost)
This hotel has it all, seriously. Concierge, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Currency exchange, you name it. Cash withdrawal? Yep. Convenience store? You betcha. And the staff? They were genuinely friendly and helpful. I felt like they were always happy to help me with whatever. Daily housekeeping? Always on top of things. They offer Babysitting service and Family/child friendly too.
For the Kids: Bringing the Little Ones?
They seem kid-friendly. Babysitting service appears to be an option. Kids meal is also available.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
They have Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking. You won't have to walk a mile to get to the hotel.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: My Verdict
Okay, so, Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri. Is it perfect? No. Does perfection even exist? Probably not. But it’s pretty darn close. It's stylish, comfortable, well-equipped, and the staff go above and beyond. It’s the kind of place you could easily spend a week, or, you know, move into permanently (don’t judge me). I'm giving Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri a solid 9/10. It's a great option if you're looking for a luxurious escape.
My Hyper-Specific, Highly-Opinionated Recommendations:
- Indulge in the spa: Seriously, do it. Treat yourself.
- Order room service, even if you're not that hungry: The soup is life-changing.
- Bring a book to the pool: The view is amazing, and it's the perfect place to unwind.
- Take time to enjoy the lobby & lounge: It is a beautiful property.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure itinerary. This is my Votel Hotel DePratnya Kediri KEDIRI, Indonesia – Diary of a (Likely Slightly Discombobulated) Traveler. God, I need a coffee. And maybe a cigarette. (Okay, maybe not the cigarette, lungs are hard to come by these days…)
Day 1: Arrival and the Mystery of the Unidentified Chicken
- 14:00: Arrived at Juanda International Airport, Surabaya. Thought I was slick pre-booking a Grab. Nope. Traffic. And torrential downpour. Got soaked. Already regretting my life choices. Found a local bemo, which felt like a rickety tin can, and it was a wild ride to the train station! (Thank GOD for travel insurance, seriously.)
- 17:00-ish: Kediri train journey. The train wasn't delayed, which felt like a minor victory. Admired the rice paddies whizzing by, the kids waving, the sheer vibrancy of the landscape. Felt a genuine twinge of "Wow, this is life!"
- 19:00: Arrived Kediri station and grabbed another Grab to the Votel. It looks pretty sleek from the outside, modern and clean… phew! air conditioning!
- 19:30: Check-in. Smooth as butter. Then…the room. It's…fine. Bed looks comfy. Mini fridge? YES. This is crucial.
- 20:00: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. It’s nice and clean, as you would expect from a hotel, the food is a little bland though, not for my taste, I missed the flavours on the street food. I ordered something that promised chicken and vegetables. What arrived? A collection of (admittedly cooked) chicken parts, an assortment of vegetables and rice. I am missing the chicken breast or the chicken leg though. I'm talking like, eyeballs, bones, and mystery bits. Didn't complain, I'm too shy for that. This is the mystery of the unidentified chicken.
Day 2: Temples, Tremors, and Texting Troubles
- 08:00: Woke up feeling surprisingly chipper, except for the faint but noticeable rumble in my stomach from the unidentified chicken. Ate a standard hotel breakfast and attempted to decipher the local newspaper. It's all a blur of Bahasa Indonesia – google translate to the rescue! Probably missing some vital local gossip, though…
- 09:00: Decided to visit the Gereja Merah Kediri (Red Church) – it was stunning! Absolutely breathtaking architecture, vibrant colors, and a definite sense of peace. I attempted to take some photos, but my phone decided to conspire against me, so here's the thing, my phone is slow as hell. I actually lost some of my photo sessions.
- 11:00: Off to Candi Surowono. It's a bit of a drive with a local taxi, but the journey was fantastic. I was going through villages, seeing the farmers, and the local people doing their things. The temple itself was fascinating. Seeing this thing and knowing that they’ve been around for centuries is pretty humbling. However, I had to deal with the rain. I went to enter the temple and it started raining. I hate the rain for the fact of my phone. I was terrified of getting it wet.
- 13:00: Lunch. Found a warung (small local restaurant) near the temple. Best food I have tasted so far. I don’t even know what I ate besides some grilled chicken, and rice and what looked like vegetables. The taste was the taste of the world. My soul was finally satisfied.
- 14:00: Back to the hotel. My phone finally gave up the ghost. No data, no connection, just a blank screen of despair. I guess I will have to endure this. This is a disaster!
- 15:00: Time for some pool time! Needed to relax. The sun was finally coming out and I ended up staying in the pool for a couple of hours.
- 19:00: Dinner at the hotel restaurant again. I was too nervous to eat off the local street.
Day 3: Street Food Frenzy and a Spiritual Awakening (Maybe?)
- 08:00: Breakfast. Eggs and coffee. Still no internet, feeling isolated. I will have to go to the city to get a sim card. I hate this.
- 09:00: ventured out, SIM CARD HUNT! The first four phone shops didn't have a SIM card that was compatible with my phone, I was so frustrated I could have thrown my phone. Finally found a place where they understood my device. After that, I could finally contact home!
- 14:00: Armed with a working phone and GPS, I decided to brave the Kediri culinary scene. I went where the locals went, and I tell you. The food was incredible. The flavours were just fantastic.
- 15:00: After a few hours I was absolutely stuffed.
- 16:00: Feeling a serious need for a digestion, I went to a coffee shop, and spent a few hours working.
- 19:00: Dinner. Back to a more familiar food from the hotel.
Day 4: Departure (And the Great Unidentified Chicken: A Final Reflection)
- 08:00: Breakfast. Decided to play it safe with the food.
- 10:00: Check out.
- 11:00: Departure. On the train to other places. Goodbye Kediri. I saw some interesting things, and I had a lot of good times.
- Final chicken thoughts: It haunts me still. I'm sure it's perfectly safe, but the sheer mystery of the components… It’s a memory I'll carry with me forever.
Overall:
Votel Hotel DePratnya – comfortable, clean, and a decent base. Kediri – a fascinating, vibrant city with incredible food and kind people. My phone: a colossal pain in the ass. My stomach: still recovering. Would I come back? Absolutely. Would I bring a better phone? You bet your bottom dollar. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to eat something that doesn't resemble a science experiment.
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