Escape to Paradise: Taitung's Hidden Gem, Slowly B&B
Escape to Paradise: Slowly B&B - Taitung's Secret, Unfiltered
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Slowly B&B, Taitung's supposed "hidden gem." And let me tell you, after a whirlwind trip there, I'm feeling… well, a whole spectrum of emotions. Think sunshine, slightly-too-much-sunburn, and a healthy dose of "did I really just…?"
First off, let's be real, this isn't your cookie-cutter, sterile hotel experience. Slowly B&B is, well, slow. And that's kinda the point. This place is all about disconnecting, breathing in the fresh air, and maybe, just maybe, rediscovering what it means to actually relax.
Accessibility - The Good, The Okay… And The Slightly Confusing
Now, I'm no expert on accessibility, but I'll give you my two cents. They do mention facilities for disabled guests. The elevator? Yep, got one. But honestly, the whole place feels… spread out. You're gonna be doing some walking to get around, so keep that in mind. They have things. That's the best I can do, I think.
Cleanliness & Safety - Sanitized to the Max! (Maybe a little too much?)
Okay, so they're SERIOUS about cleanliness. We're talking anti-viral cleaning products, individual-wrapped everything (think Fort Knox of breakfast pastries), and staff trained in battle-ready safety protocols. Like, I saw a cleaning crew practically attack a chair between guests. I'm not complaining, but it's almost too perfect, you know? The little details -- daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays -- really set the mood. It's very… safe. Makes you feel like you're maybe on a space station. I mean, I get it, post-pandemic world and all that. But sometimes, the "sanitized" vibe feels a little clinical.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - A Feast for (Some of) the Senses!
Alright, the food. This is where things get… interesting. Let's start with the good: the Asian breakfast is legit. Think steaming bowls of congee, perfectly fried eggs, and enough coffee to fuel a rocket. The a la carte in the restaurant offers varied options, including Western options, and their international cuisine is pretty solid, too. The pool-side bar is a DREAM. Sipping a cocktail under the stars while listening to the cicadas? Pure bliss. Pure, mosquito-infested bliss (they need some citronella candles, stat!).
And the buffet in the restaurant? Forget about it! The spread is a little… much. There is no vegetarian restaurant and all the options are a little… repetitive. The happy hour is a nice touch, though. The desserts in the restaurant are also good, but a little over-the-top. But the happy hour is a nice touch, though.
Rooms & Amenities - Cozy Chaos, Mostly
The rooms? Okay, listen. They're charming. Quirky. Maybe a little… rustic. The ones closest to the pool get amazing views. I'm a sucker for a view, so that alone scores huge points. Honestly, I think every room should have a pool view. The air conditioning is a godsend, because Taitung can get hot. And the free Wi-Fi? Bless you, Slowly B&B, for that gift. Free bottled water is a nice touch, too. The soundproofing may not be the best, and the room decorations are… unique, but in a good way. They aren't luxurious. More like cozy chaos.
- What's missing? A decent hairdryer. My hair looked like a startled poodle for half the trip. Just saying.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Finding Your Inner Zen (Or Just Napping)
Oh boy, activities galore! They've got a swimming pool, and a pool with a view which is pretty decent, but I wanted a swim-up bar. A spa with a sauna and steamroom, spa/sauna, fitness center, gym/fitness, and massage (bliss – I tried it, worth every penny). They have a foot bath that I didn't try, but it looked nice. They also have a terrace, so if you think "sitting on a terrace" is relaxing, you will love it. And more things to do! Like, a whole collection of ways to chill and unwind. My favorite thing? Just lounging by the pool with a book and a cold drink. Finding your inner zen (or just napping) is definitely on the menu.
Services & Conveniences - Mostly Helpful, Sometimes… Confusing
The concierge is friendly and helpful, but sometimes they seem a little overwhelmed. Contactless check-in/out? Yes, thank goodness! The laundry service and dry cleaning are handy. The business facilities seemed a bit underused, but hey, maybe you're not there to work. They also have a shop. There are facilities for disabled guests, and they have babysitting service! But don't expect things to always run smoothly.
- Pro Tip: Learn a few phrases in Mandarin. It’ll make your life way easier.
For the Kids - Family-Friendly, But…
Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, and Kids meal, and a babysitting service. So yep, this place caters to families, absolutely.
Getting Around - Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
Free car park on-site, car park (on-site) - perfect. Taxi service, too.
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Final Verdict & A Compelling Offer (aka, my sales pitch)
Look, Slowly B&B isn't perfect. It's a bit… raw around the edges. But that's part of its charm. It's a place where you can truly unplug, reset, and reconnect with yourself (and maybe your travel buddies). It's not a slick, polished resort; it's a genuine experience. A place to laugh, maybe shed a tear or two, and definitely take a whole lot of pictures.
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(And bring a good book. You'll need it.)
Escape to Paradise: Michelin Castle Yilan Homestay - Your Unforgettable Taiwan Getaway
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… ME, crashing into Taitung, Taiwan, and living to tell the tale (probably). This is my Slowly B&B Taitung Adventure: The Messy, Glorious Truth.
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh My God, It's Beautiful!" Moment
Afternoon (ish) - Taipei to Taitung – The Train of Dreams (or at Least, a Train)
- Let's be honest, I'm already running late. Taipei traffic is a beast. Finally, after a panicked taxi ride and a near-miss with a stray scooter, I'm on the train. They say it's scenic. They're not exaggerating. Lush green mountains, rice paddies shimmering… okay, I may have actually audibly gasped. Pretty sure the woman across from me thought I was having a medical emergency. Totally worth it.
- Anecdote: I managed to spill half my coffee on the train. On purpose! It got too hot, and my hand slipped…
- Transportation: Hualien-Taitung train. Bring snacks! You'll need them. (And possibly a bib. For the drool-swooning over the scenery.)
Late Afternoon/Early Evening - Arrival at Slowly B&B – "Is This Heaven?" (Probably Not, But Close)
- Pulled up to the B&B, and whoa. Built into a lush landscape. My room is a tiny haven with a balcony looking over the valley. I'm pretty sure I spent the first hour just wandering around, muttering, "I can't believe this is real."
- Quirky Observation: The resident cat, a fluffy ginger furball named "Little Fatty" (my translation…), clearly runs the place. I'm pretty sure he judged my luggage choices.
- Imperfection: Couldn't figure out the AC. (Probably operator error.)
Evening - Welcome Dinner & Introductions
- The B&B offers a group dinner. This is where I realize I'm embarrassingly bad at communicating in Mandarin. Luckily, our hosts are incredibly patient, and the food is fantastic. Seriously, I was practically licking my plate clean. (Almost.) Met some lovely people, practiced my terrible Mandarin, and attempted to not get wine stains on my face.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy. I feel like I've landed in a fairytale.
- Minor Category: Bed! Slept like a log. Or, like, a very large, happy, slightly-over-caffeinated log, thinking about the next day.
Day 2: Cycling, Sunrises, and Slightly Regrettable Snacks
Morning - Sunrise Over the Rice Fields – Worth the Early Wake-Up (Maybe)
- Okay, 5:30 AM is officially too early for me. But the sunrise… oh, the sunrise. It was like the sky just exploded with color. Pink, orange, purple, gold… breathtaking. I took approximately a million photos. (Probably deleted half of them later. Selfie game was NOT strong at dawn.)
- Opinionated Language: If you skip this, I will judge you. Harshly.
Morning - Cycling Adventure – Where I Nearly Perished (Just Slightly)
- The B&B provides bikes. "Easy ride," they said. "Flat," they said. They lied. (Or maybe my legs are made of jelly.) The scenery was stunning, though. Rice paddies, mountains… and me, slowly grinding up a hill, gasping like a beached whale.
- Messier Structure: Okay, this whole cycling thing deserves its own chunk. The first few minutes were glorious. Wind in my hair, sun on my face, feeling like a total travel goddess. Then came the hills. The relentless, soul-crushing hills. I'm pretty sure my calves are still screaming. Twice, I had to get off and walk. Twice! (The shame!) But… the views at the top… oh, god, the views. I almost cried. (From exhaustion, mostly.)
- Doubling Down: The cycling. I doubled down on the cycling. It was hell. It was glorious. I'd do it again.
Lunch - Street Food Mishap (and Recovery)
- Found a local market. Got overly enthusiastic about ordering. Ended up with something… interesting. Let's just say it involved a whole lot of deep-fried… of something. I'm being vague on purpose. My stomach is still recovering. Luckily, the ice cream was a life-saver.
- Emotional Reaction: Mild panic, followed by immediate regret, then eventual acceptance. (And a desperate search for a bathroom.)
Afternoon - The Beach (and Trying to Look Cool)
- Went to a beach. Tried to look cool and carefree. Failed. Mostly just sat on the sand and stared at the ocean. It was lovely.
- Imperfection: Got sand EVERYWHERE. In my shoes, in my hair, in places I didn't even know existed.
Evening - Stargazing and More Food – The Perfect Ending?
- The B&B organized a stargazing session. The sky was inky black, and the stars… wow. I've never seen so many. Felt so insignificant, in the best way possible.
- Minor Category: The food (again!). Ate some incredible dumplings and tried a local fruit I couldn't pronounce. Delicious.
Day 3: Relaxation, Reflection, and Saying Goodbye (Sniff, Sniff)
Morning - Slow Morning – No Alarm, Bliss
- Finally, a lie-in! Sipped coffee on my balcony, watched the mist roll over the hills, and just… breathed. This is what I needed.
- Natural Pacing: I just lingered. I felt that morning. I didn't need to rush.
Late Morning - A Conversation – and a Moment of Clarity
- Chatted with the B&B owner. She spoke about their philosophy of slow life and sustainability, her struggles. It was lovely, a good emotional connection, and brought on a good emotional reaction.
Early Afternoon - Last Lunch and Farewell
- One final, delicious meal. Said goodbye (with some serious sniffles) to the staff at the B&B and the furry overlord, Little Fatty.
- Rambles I am always sad to leave a place. Sometimes I get overly emotional, which I know seems weird to most.
- Emotional Reaction: My heart actually ached a bit leaving. Taitung, you captured my heart.
Afternoon - Travel back to Taipei
- Minor Category: Plane. The plane ride was uneventful.
- Emotional Reaction: Mostly a mix of sadness at leaving and excitement for another journey.
Post Script:
So, there you have it. My gloriously messy, imperfect, and utterly wonderful adventure in Taitung. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just maybe bring some strong legs/a bike, and a healthy sense of humor. And don't worry about the itinerary – just let the adventure unfold. That's where the real magic is. Now, to get back to planning my next adventure… (And yes, ideally, I'll get some better photos this time.)
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